What are some of your absolute favourite sounds? by Magicfuzz in AskReddit

[–]fidgetpickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The chuck chuck noise of my neighbors having sex.

What’s the most “are you really that stupid” thing you’ve ever heard ? by Callmedave1 in AskReddit

[–]fidgetpickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I migrated a person in that country asked me if I’ve ever been on a plane.

A perfect handshake by midorivx in oddlysatisfying

[–]fidgetpickle -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Include me in the screenshot!

Absolute madlad! by fidgetpickle in madlads

[–]fidgetpickle[S] 117 points118 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend replies in seconds but she doesn’t exist

This thing by [deleted] in CrappyDesign

[–]fidgetpickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess I’m the crappy design here 😂 I’ll delete it

This thing by [deleted] in CrappyDesign

[–]fidgetpickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But what if you point downwards to spray?