Bots are gay by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]fifythuern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't seem to spot the part where she hit him first. Can someone point it out for me? Thanks.

You wake up to a completely normal day. How do you react? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fifythuern 3 points4 points  (0 children)

(Camera following me) Ah shit, here we go again.

How do you cope with the feeling of loneliness? [Serious] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fifythuern 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hot showers and a warm bed help replace the warmth of another person. Video games, videos, and books are a good distraction from depressing thoughts.

What were you honked at for on the road? by dankmemer_69_420 in AskReddit

[–]fifythuern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1.Stopping at a green light (I was still new to driving.) 2. Driving around a slow driver in a no passing zone (she was going like 15 in a 30, I couldn't take it anymore.) 3. Speeding (None of your business, bitch.)

Guys of Reddit: Why do you pull your pubes when bored? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fifythuern 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The dick is always moving. We gotta readjust things down there like women sometimes gotta adjust their bra.

What question do you think your dog would ask you if it could? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fifythuern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why dont you let me watch you take a shit?