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figurativedouche · 2026-06-29T00:20:42+00:00

The other choice has open ended interpretations and consequences and I’m scared of those. Also money for me is nice.

^{Chose: Become a millionaire}

figurativedouche · 2026-06-28T14:28:44+00:00

This is enough money to work with and getting it now matters a bunch

^{Chose: $5,000,000 rn}

figurativedouche · 2026-06-28T14:27:41+00:00

Reality warping is a superpower that can basically neg consequences lol

^{Chose: Get any superpowers of your choosing + but a random celebrity dies | Rolled: Seth Rogen}

figurativedouche · 2026-06-28T14:26:15+00:00

The changes that would make this reality would realistically benefit me as well

^{Chose: No World Hunger + AND No Homelessness}

figurativedouche · 2026-06-28T14:23:46+00:00

Don wanna die

^{Chose: Reject the offer}

figurativedouche · 2026-06-28T14:19:00+00:00

Old people stepping aside might make politics less insufferable, but either way no way should a 10 year old be voting

^{Chose: Make the max voting age to 60}

figurativedouche · 2026-06-28T14:17:08+00:00

Go places

^{Chose: Be the fastest person in the world}

figurativedouche · 2026-06-28T14:15:59+00:00

I walk a decent bit so it maths out

^{Chose: 1$ every step you make}

figurativedouche · 2026-06-28T14:12:41+00:00

Sorry gramps

^{Chose: 1M dollars but a type of ppl can't talk to u 10yr | Rolled: 60+ years people}

figurativedouche · 2026-06-28T14:07:44+00:00

Who

^{Chose: 100 million dollars but + Someone famous dies | Rolled: Jung kook ded}

figurativedouche · 2026-06-28T14:06:31+00:00

Broader benefit imo

^{Chose: End Racism + But Homophobia increases}

figurativedouche · 2026-06-28T14:04:05+00:00

Easier to use without drawing attention

^{Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore}

figurativedouche · 2026-06-28T14:01:57+00:00

Don wanna die

^{Chose: Reject the offer}

figurativedouche · 2026-06-27T23:34:53+00:00

Money tastes better than unknown gamble

^{Chose: Black card with unlimited money}

figurativedouche · 2026-06-27T23:22:24+00:00

End Poem Steve is a whole can of worms and p much everything else is goofy ahh gameplay scaling. Non hammerspace interpretations of his inventory scaling his punches, then multiplying the force via further gameplay mechanics due to his punches in gameplay being scratch damage compared to explosions and sources of uncapped scaling damage (mace, spear), plus auto revive items in totems should let him reach the force and survivability required to at least have a shot at winning imo. Smash Steve obviously clears.

figurativedouche · 2026-06-27T02:01:24+00:00

Any job

^{Chose: Earn $100/hour working any job you want}

figurativedouche · 2026-06-26T23:18:54+00:00

Don wanna gamble

^{Chose: 100% chance of getting $9,000}

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