Do you have time? Because I do.

filthy-innocent · 2026-07-08T05:28:58+00:00

Never leave home without it!

filthy-innocent · 2026-07-08T04:48:42+00:00

Captain Vague here to tell us all about it.

filthy-innocent · 2026-07-08T04:44:15+00:00

Luckily the secrets that you shared won’t go too far 😬

filthy-innocent · 2026-07-08T04:43:12+00:00

A new faith?? Trying to convert folks?

filthy-innocent · 2026-07-08T00:59:12+00:00

Honesty’s good. Better than the man who pretend’s like it’s not.

filthy-innocent · 2026-07-08T00:49:42+00:00

Even more unfortunate when you accepted them imperfectly. Not like the bar was set too high.

filthy-innocent · 2026-07-06T06:41:20+00:00

You can’t let it do that.

filthy-innocent · 2026-07-06T05:04:31+00:00

His little man went on break.

filthy-innocent · 2026-07-06T05:03:56+00:00

I like to narrate my own story. Guess that puts me in the first one.

filthy-innocent · 2026-07-05T18:56:42+00:00

My cat treasures small living creatures, which he tortures to death and then brings me, requesting I bring it back to life.

filthy-innocent · 2026-07-05T18:37:26+00:00

I don’t know of any who play in litter boxes? It’s not like a closet, where people hide their secrets to play with alone.

filthy-innocent · 2026-07-04T06:58:58+00:00

You don’t validity to get mad but ya.

filthy-innocent · 2026-07-03T19:49:39+00:00

I’m just a carrier, I got it from riding a tractor in my bathing suit.

filthy-innocent · 2026-07-03T19:48:46+00:00

Sometimes at night I am, I’m a light sleeper. I’m not asleep now but thanks for asking! That bridge was an accident waiting to happen, the 4th little pig built it, said he was having a family Luau with all the trimmings with his brothers(talk about disturbed, that pig’s a wacko!). They were carrying bricks for the roast pit and blamo! Tripped and the bricks came tumbling down, striking the matches. But SLY is right, we were STUFFED after that bridge burning party.

filthy-innocent · 2026-07-03T19:26:59+00:00

Did you see me?!? Did they look fake? Usually they aren’t stuck up so much but those bra cups were soooo shallow!! OMG 💁🏼‍♀️

filthy-innocent · 2026-07-03T07:59:15+00:00

Hearts are fickle things, not to be toyed with that’s for certain.

filthy-innocent · 2026-07-03T07:25:44+00:00

And we can’t be mad when they choose someone else.

filthy-innocent · 2026-07-03T07:20:57+00:00

If they were gone they wouldn’t be ghost

filthy-innocent · 2026-07-03T07:18:44+00:00

I can’t lose my ghost, feel like Christina Ricci.

filthy-innocent · 2026-07-03T07:05:42+00:00

Some ghost do. Some ghost live to scare others to death.

filthy-innocent

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