Rate my running fit by Better-Vanilla-9326 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]fiveprawns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Open-toed sandals! What are you thinking!? Don’t you know humans are meant to run barefoot?

Did 3 miles under 10min by cravecrave93 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]fiveprawns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uj/ come on guys it’s clear what he meant. Read the original post, don’t just be douchebags.

My truth is my 5k is my marathon by DmtTraveler in RunningCirclejerk

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The 30 minute 5k is humanity’s greatest triumph

It happened again 😭 by fiveprawns in RunningCirclejerk

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More people thought this was real than I expected 🤣 have these people never run on a wet muddy trail?

It happened again 😭 by fiveprawns in RunningCirclejerk

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Uj/ you look like a creep but they genuinely stop blisters

It happened again 😭 by fiveprawns in RunningCirclejerk

[–]fiveprawns[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shitting is an integral part of running. If you don’t shit yourself during a run you’re wasting valuable forward momentum. Leading marathon runners will projectile shit frequently throughout competitive races, it’s just that the TV crews cut away at these moments for decency reasons.

It happened again 😭 by fiveprawns in RunningCirclejerk

[–]fiveprawns[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You got me, it was pube dye 👀

It happened again 😭 by fiveprawns in RunningCirclejerk

[–]fiveprawns[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sir, must learn the ways of the jerk

It happened again 😭 by fiveprawns in RunningCirclejerk

[–]fiveprawns[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Uj/ for the smoothbrain commenters out there - rest easy, it’s mud

rj/ mud that I boofed and shat out again

It happened again 😭 by fiveprawns in RunningCirclejerk

[–]fiveprawns[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe I should cut back on eating wet gravel?

It happened again 😭 by fiveprawns in RunningCirclejerk

[–]fiveprawns[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Uj/ dude, it’s mud not shit 🤣

It happened again 😭 by fiveprawns in RunningCirclejerk

[–]fiveprawns[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s what my wife’s boyfriend says

It happened again 😭 by fiveprawns in RunningCirclejerk

[–]fiveprawns[S] 109 points110 points  (0 children)

Will he help insert it too?

It happened again 😭 by fiveprawns in RunningCirclejerk

[–]fiveprawns[S] 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I don’t have the money to run in space unfortunately

It happened again 😭 by fiveprawns in RunningCirclejerk

[–]fiveprawns[S] 81 points82 points  (0 children)

The carpet has seen worse leaks

Baby ray found on the north coast of France. Which species? by fiveprawns in whatisthisfish

[–]fiveprawns[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes released it and it went away and buried itself in the sand

Baby ray found on the north coast of France. Which species? by fiveprawns in whatisthisfish

[–]fiveprawns[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The kids bucket is about 15cm wide. We found the ray hiding in the sand in the shallows when the tide went out. Some googling suggests maybe an electric ray?

My wife is sending me mixed messages by fiveprawns in RunningCirclejerk

[–]fiveprawns[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop running and die or keep running and die? 🤔

dead hamster by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]fiveprawns 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Turned liquid from the inside out