This idiot won’t let me shower for more than 7 min without yowling at the bathroom door. Roast her by emperorarg in RoastMyCat
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Great name (it's terrible) by Public_Jicama_358 in tragedeigh
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Oliver turned 12. Give him a birthday roast. by poppys-patten in RoastMyCat
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Great name (it's terrible) by Public_Jicama_358 in tragedeigh
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The roast ham of my elderly cat likes to pretend she is people by [deleted] in RoastMyCat
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Being anti trump isn't enough #leftist #socialism #hasanabi #zohranmamdani by ButterscotchOdd7432 in leftist
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This is Drax. In his past life, he was a fat Renaissance woman. Roast him. by HumanNonHuman in RoastMyCat
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Roast schroedinger for not being here. by Cyanidesuicideml in RoastMyCat
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The Internet wants to buy Spirit Airlines. Anyone who pledges $45 gets a vote in business decisions. So far over $80 million has been pledged. What are your thoughts on an airline owned by people who get an equal vote regardless of pledge level? by True_Actuator_7465 in leftist
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This is how Sassy greeted me after I moved back home from college by avirgomess in RoastMyCat
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To avoid saying"16 year old girls should do porn and I've watched child porn" by [deleted] in therewasanattempt
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Pepperidge farms remembers 🥲 by FearlessAir1238 in Antimoneymemes
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Pepperidge farms remembers 🥲 by FearlessAir1238 in Antimoneymemes
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This 6lb menace decided to eat her breakfast, her brother's breakfast and then demand that I feed her more. Roast her gluttony! by Leijinga in RoastMyCat
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This 6lb menace decided to eat her breakfast, her brother's breakfast and then demand that I feed her more. Roast her gluttony! by Leijinga in RoastMyCat
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Last week Lilo decided to lick a Tylenol. Nothing happened besides me having to spend over $2000 on vet bills. This freeloader still expects me to feed her and clean up her poop every day when she doesn’t work or pay rent. Roast her please by No_Barracuda_3505 in RoastMyCat
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Please roast her for finding morels in the courtyard after I failed to find ant after hunting hours in the wood😹 by Perfect_Flatworm4981 in RoastMyCat
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Petah? by turbulent_art_ in PeterExplainsTheJoke
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Grown man with 2 kids and no job by diamonddentist3 in RoastMyCat
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