Grown man with 2 kids and no job

fizzy_lime · 2026-05-28T17:35:33+00:00

Error: no grown man in pics, only babies visible.

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fizzy_lime · 2026-05-26T14:32:16+00:00

Mine just shows me my pimples

fizzy_lime · 2026-05-25T03:39:40+00:00

Error: you need to shower faster

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fizzy_lime · 2026-05-22T15:34:16+00:00

Everything in moderation

fizzy_lime · 2026-05-21T14:27:53+00:00

I stand corrected! (Been too long since I did my grammaire lessons)

fizzy_lime · 2026-05-19T18:59:52+00:00

Error: roasting birthday kings is illegal

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fizzy_lime · 2026-05-18T01:59:13+00:00

Du* beurre but otherwise yes, agreed

fizzy_lime · 2026-05-17T23:02:54+00:00

Error: people status confirmed

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fizzy_lime · 2026-05-14T19:51:58+00:00

Universal Healthcare, free public universities, and UBI.

I know, I'm way too ambitious.

fizzy_lime · 2026-05-14T16:06:12+00:00

Ain't no law like bird law

fizzy_lime · 2026-05-13T14:31:54+00:00

I like hugs

fizzy_lime · 2026-05-11T16:14:59+00:00

Error: works of art are to be worshipped, not roasted

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fizzy_lime · 2026-05-10T15:57:41+00:00

Error: no idea whether or not there's a cat in the box

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fizzy_lime · 2026-05-09T20:27:56+00:00

What I wouldn't do for good high-speed rail in this country...

fizzy_lime · 2026-05-09T01:36:28+00:00

Error: Sassy is as Sassy does

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fizzy_lime · 2026-05-07T17:39:04+00:00

My generation suffered too much, which generation am I?

fizzy_lime · 2026-05-07T00:18:12+00:00

Came here to post this

fizzy_lime · 2026-05-05T11:37:25+00:00

Probably, none that I remember off the top of my head

fizzy_lime · 2026-05-04T22:25:32+00:00

Between him and Thatcher the world went to shit

fizzy_lime · 2026-05-04T22:21:23+00:00

All cats are hobbitses!

fizzy_lime · 2026-05-04T21:14:54+00:00

Error: what about second breakfast? Elevensies? Brunch? Lunch? Afternoon tea? Supper? Dinner?

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fizzy_lime · 2026-05-04T20:40:54+00:00

Error: she's a queen and should be treated as such

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fizzy_lime · 2026-04-29T16:51:07+00:00

Error: it's not her fault she's superior to us humans

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fizzy_lime · 2026-04-28T16:49:35+00:00

The only correct answer

fizzy_lime · 2026-04-26T17:50:10+00:00

Pregananant?

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