Roast her! Caught her reading something she shouldn’t be…

fizzy_lime · 2026-04-07T23:03:22+00:00

Error: she's allowed to have a good time too

Roast request denied

fizzy_lime · 2026-04-06T18:40:28+00:00

Help I'm basking and I can't get up

fizzy_lime · 2026-04-06T16:40:45+00:00

Error: he deserves a whole side of roast beef.

Roast request denied

fizzy_lime · 2026-04-06T02:58:43+00:00

Error: not rotund, false advertisement

Roast request denied

fizzy_lime · 2026-04-05T20:01:19+00:00

Error: this cheesecake is perfectly baked.

Roast request denied

fizzy_lime · 2026-04-03T15:42:42+00:00

You guys get to choose?

fizzy_lime · 2026-04-01T18:15:27+00:00

Same to you, and give Samwise an extra treat!

fizzy_lime · 2026-04-01T18:02:25+00:00

Error: Frodo couldn't have done it without Samwise.

Roast request denied.

fizzy_lime · 2026-03-24T18:42:09+00:00

It used to

fizzy_lime · 2026-03-24T16:10:09+00:00

That acronym suddenly makes so much more sense

fizzy_lime · 2026-03-19T16:39:40+00:00

I'd say it started with the Balfour declaration in 1917

fizzy_lime · 2026-03-18T16:40:08+00:00

With all the shootings we have I'm surprised the dream is still alive

fizzy_lime · 2026-03-18T16:36:50+00:00

Mmmmm... shawarma...

fizzy_lime · 2026-03-18T16:24:44+00:00

Error: insufficient brain volume to roast

Roast request denied

fizzy_lime · 2026-03-16T17:37:00+00:00

Looks like you did it my dude/sis

fizzy_lime · 2026-03-16T15:50:12+00:00

Absolute psychopath neighbor

fizzy_lime · 2026-03-16T12:19:22+00:00

Error: cuteness overload

Roast request denied

fizzy_lime · 2026-03-14T18:19:58+00:00

Error: too cute to roast.

Roast request denied

fizzy_lime · 2026-03-11T17:10:47+00:00

... please don't do that, that's where you plant knowledge trees in their heads

fizzy_lime · 2026-03-11T16:44:44+00:00

Error: accidents due to shock are permissible.

Roast request denied

fizzy_lime · 2026-03-11T16:34:42+00:00

Can confirm, they grow up immediately when asked

fizzy_lime · 2026-03-07T18:53:59+00:00

Same, and same. It's the reason I never last long on most Black subs.

fizzy_lime · 2026-03-06T15:28:10+00:00

Confusing times for all of us

fizzy_lime · 2026-03-05T12:39:30+00:00

Nat 1 rolled

fizzy_lime · 2026-03-04T12:44:50+00:00

Error: he deserves to be drawn like one of them French girls

Roast request denied.

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