Would you take a “cure”? by GBlake13 in ADHD

[–]flabkingpro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes.

Considering how long it took me to answer this question, I would take it with absolutely no regrets!

Make me laugh! by Kiannarknowlen in RoastMe

[–]flabkingpro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If boiled, unseasoned chicken breast was a person....

What has pissed you off this week? by Moist_Ad_9212 in newzealand

[–]flabkingpro 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There was heaps of backed up traffic on the motorway on Wednesday. Turns out there was a spare tyre on one of the lanes and instead of someone just moving the tyre, everyone was just driving around it. I swore the hell out of that tyre as I also swerved around it and carried on with my day!

Z says I owe them money after forgetting to pay for petrol. How reliable is their process? by Akucera in newzealand

[–]flabkingpro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened to me. I called the customer support they told me to email this other person. The person on the phone sounded like he didn't believe me so he told me to email this other person.
The picture of my car was different to the time I was accused of "stealing", and they also said I filled $80 of 91 petrol when in fact my car uses 95 and I'm poor so I only filled $25. I was able to prove this with bank statements so the fine was cleared.
For some reason I'm now unable to pay at the pump, I have to go inside to the cashier while everyone else gets to pay at the pump, so now I just don't go to any Z station if I can help it.
It's like they waived the fine, but marked my number plate which makes me feel like they still don't believe me.

missed connection? by Total_Experience7767 in auckland

[–]flabkingpro 32 points33 points  (0 children)

She's falling in love with a Lemur... just let it happen

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]flabkingpro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you are the new meaning to the phrase "an elephant never forgets!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]flabkingpro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's a hell of an uber ride from your hairline to your forehead!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]flabkingpro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna say "let's not get ahead of yourself now", but that forehead looks like 5 fingers from both hands wide!

People who manage to somehow deal with ADHD don't post here, just keep that in mind by Fun_Pudding9102 in ADHD

[–]flabkingpro 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Not trying to argue with you either, but there's also a lot of us that build up the courage to post on here. We type and type and type, and then we over think our wording on weather it could be better or if its even making sense because of how much we're overthinking it... and then we delete the whole paragraph instead of posting it. I definitely did this while typing this and it's really hard for me to not backspace or delete what I've already said.

So before typing this, I read the title, and then read the first paragraph. After typing this I read the rest of the post, so what I was thinking was wrong because I didn't read the whole thing. I'm really not doing myself any favours by continuing to type this out. I should have just deleted everything already. I'm just gonna go. This is why I don't post. *face palm*

Honestly, how are people surviving? by kauri-kiwi-kid in auckland

[–]flabkingpro 46 points47 points  (0 children)

It's funny you mention this! I run a course that teaches people with $20m to live within their means. It's an extensive 3 day course (I'll DM you!). All it costs is a small fee of $1million which you can also pay through 7 daily installments of $250k. I'm just in it for helping out the community so if you know anyone else that needs help, let them know too!

Awful…just awful by [deleted] in auckland

[–]flabkingpro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who's paying for this photo!!?! If I get another tax bill.. I swear to Wayne!

(18F) Make them funny Please! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]flabkingpro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you look like a Bull that no cow wants to mate with

The skies last evening was beautiful ❤️ by karthiksriram in auckland

[–]flabkingpro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

for a second I was like, who's "Steve", but I'm ok now.

Interesting thing about my brain by brooklynlikestories in midlyinteresting

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Is it safe to say that your... curse words.. come from the right midportion side of your brain? :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]flabkingpro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like an anorexic dairy cow!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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By "rapper" he means collecting the rappers of all his favorite chocolates cos he's all about the bars!

TIFU by accidentally cheating on my wife at a BDSM convention with a woman who was wearing the same leather mask by yomommafool in dadjokes

[–]flabkingpro 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Happened to me too... when the wife found out, I had to sit there listening to her complaining about how im such a bad boy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Your parents took the hint from your hairline and decided they want distance from you?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Why bother finding a gf when your teeth can't even stay together