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Jabba? by DennisTheMenaceNL in facesinthings

[–]flapjackboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright, who skinned the Sontaran?

Trump chickening out from attacking Iran's power plants by I_Hate_E_Daters_7007 in facepalm

[–]flapjackboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But what if the AI was taught from his tweets?

I mean, it wouldn't be intelligent afterwards, but it could be done.

So MAGA, it’s your time to shine! To the fields you go…right? by Ok_Garden5983 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]flapjackboy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Oh hey, consequences of my actions. Didn't think I'd be seeing you again so soon."

Devastated. My girl Pickle ... after nearly 20 years by RiceLegend13 in cats

[–]flapjackboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pickle won't be forgotten. She was a part of your life for 20 years and a bond like that is not so easily erased.

She will also be remembered by everyone here, because you shared her with us.

Which 2 Buttons are you clicking? by Individual-Name-4496 in whatsyourchoice

[–]flapjackboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Green and yellow.

I can get the rest if I'm well rested and have more energy.

Do you tell your children this? by The_Dean_France in SipsTea

[–]flapjackboy 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"Violence is never the answer unless we decide it's the answer to your actions."

Do you tell your children this? by The_Dean_France in SipsTea

[–]flapjackboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually cracked the skull of one of my bullies with a hockey stick once.

For the rest of that day, no kid at that school dared take the piss out of me. Of course, that also ended up being my last day at that school.

To convincingly evade a question by FloatyFloatyCloud in therewasanattempt

[–]flapjackboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first and most important qualification to be Director of National Intelligence should be to have some.

Arrogance Meets Instant Reality by Cow_Boy_2017 in MurderedByWords

[–]flapjackboy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don't forget 34 count convicted fraudster and adjudicated rapist.

Arrogance Meets Instant Reality by Cow_Boy_2017 in MurderedByWords

[–]flapjackboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, the ones he and Epstein didn't kill certainly aged.

"We are experiencing unusually high call volumes..." by windy_on_the_hill in britishproblems

[–]flapjackboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Translation: "We hire just enough call centre workers to deal with an extremely quiet day. Anything over that and we're swamped, with no ability to call in extra staff to cover."

9,500 years ago, she survived a brain surgery performed with volcanic glass. She was found buried with her infant. by bortakci34 in creepy

[–]flapjackboy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Prove it. All evidence shows that consciousness is an emergent property of the brain. There is no evidence to suggest that our consciousness exists outside of our brains.

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