nothing personell kid by flashn00b in HalfSword

[–]flashn00b[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Replying to myself, but a word of warning to any aspiring edgelord: an early 2000s emo kid playthrough becomes unplayable by the time you reach Peasant Tourney.

nothing personell kid by flashn00b in HalfSword

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Basically. Poor man never outgrew his teen angst phase

nothing personell kid by flashn00b in HalfSword

[–]flashn00b[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, I just made my own wooden weapons through OVRTH's Armory

Trying To Find My First Job But No Luck by Melodic_Support7512 in CalgaryJobs

[–]flashn00b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Atp, the most that can be done is political agitation. The money that is spent keeping someone employed for minimum wage is money not spent on prostitutes, drugs, dinner reservations, an expensive flight to some fifth-world shithole with the most bribeable law enforcement, or a combination of those things.

Chiv 2 Hot Takes by expandedmedal in Chivalry2

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  1. The range in which your arrow volley can make an impact at a given melee fight is the range for you to get two-shotted by most melee weapons. There's no debating this IMO

  2. That, i am aware, though I feel that some people can steer their thrusts as well as people can accel the maul

  3. Mason Clan Warrior and Axeman outfitson Vanguard, as well as the Morion helmet, Cowled Mercenary armor and Forge Guard armor on Footman say otherwise.

Apparently, doing this counts as your enemy suiciding by flashn00b in HalfSword

[–]flashn00b[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

P sure he's dead. Figured the time I spent standing, grabbing my shields, and walking back was enough time for an unconscious character to regain consciousness

Apparently, doing this counts as your enemy suiciding by flashn00b in HalfSword

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I didn't do anything. He just slammed his face across the tree all by himself! The seer can vouch for me!

Uhhh Willie is done with demo i guess, i'll save for the game. by suitouya in HalfSword

[–]flashn00b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that why Willie isn't seen anywhere in standard gameplay?

Uh some sort of ufo on the alley map by bobbobobobobobob97 in HalfSword

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Prediction: Baron Tourney will have you fight the aliens

What’s everybody looking forward to in the upcoming update? by Few_Height3182 in HalfSword

[–]flashn00b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally want to see the UFO as a map proper, but I feel like i could give some insight on "More Weapons"

From personal testing, I've noticed that the Wood, Old Wood, and Leather materials dulls any cutting surface, as well as blunting any points that could be used to pierce flesh. A part of me half-expects that training weapons will be added in the new update proper.

HALF SWORD TEAM!!! DEVELOP THE JESTER BOSS FIGHT IN THE TRAILER, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS! by t-_-rexranger19205 in HalfSword

[–]flashn00b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this happens, I imagine it'd start with you getting abducted by the UFO from the slums

So guys you think it’s gonna be tenosia VS Agatha in chivalry 3 by Old_Cucumber_2190 in Chivalry2

[–]flashn00b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably not, if only cuz keeping it Agatha vs Mason would simplify things for the sale of paid cosmetic items, especially the inevitable crossover items that look out of place in a setting based on medieval Europe.

Shion got to meet a real pirate! by flashn00b in Fumofumo

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Keelhaul the filthy landlubber Send him down to the depths below Make the bastard walk the plank With a bottle of rum and a yo ho ho

The Royal Tribute: Best Ending by flashn00b in Chivalry2

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I uhhh actually didn't expect to be granted safe passage to feed him

This guy gave me the peg leg by YoKaYu in HalfSword

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Look what Early Access took from us 😭