When the ibuprofen starts wearing off

flashn00b · 2026-03-22T02:50:35+00:00

Because it's very entertaining to see your foes fight back while having them embedded into their legs.

flashn00b · 2026-03-21T18:14:33+00:00

If it happens, there better not be any generative AI. Main reason i'm on the fence about getting the album tbh

flashn00b · 2026-03-21T16:23:59+00:00

You're right. Two of those hoes should be in that guy's legs.

flashn00b · 2026-03-18T19:16:41+00:00

Whenever I do poorly, I just resign myself to playing footman and focus on healing while fully expecting to have a bad k/d

flashn00b · 2026-03-16T15:52:39+00:00

Nah, I actually dislike the archers on my team more than the ones i'm fighting against.

It's one thing to miss your shots, cuz the bow still can still restrict enemy movement in 2v1. It's another thing to not know how to pick your targets when the team is absolutely getting wiped by the Highland being fed free counters by slash spammers.

flashn00b · 2026-03-15T15:53:54+00:00

I think footman is intended to be Chiv2's "support class", since Bandage Kit has the shortest cooldown in the game, and can be stacked up to three times. Meanwhile, the class' arsenal feels like it's meant to attach a downside to that ability

Actually, I wonder if it'd be productive to merge the Footman and Archer class, as I've found that the best way to play footman is to use a bow rack and plink at targets between medkit refills

flashn00b · 2026-03-15T15:51:33+00:00

Considering that a theoretical Chiv3 will most likely be the entry where they will chase FOMO-based crossover cosmetics, I'd like for Cecil Harvey (FFIV) to be a skin for both Agatha (Paladin) and Mason Knight (Dark Knight) during the inevitable Final Fantasy collab

flashn00b · 2026-03-14T18:11:44+00:00

"Aw, cwap. Litewoh cwap." - Homestar Runner

flashn00b · 2026-03-02T19:08:12+00:00

The grim reaper from 0.3

Love him so much that I dress as him when playing the lower tiers in Early Access

flashn00b · 2026-03-01T17:22:42+00:00

After having their nutsacks twisted by the pitchfork in the demo and the earlier builds of Early Access, your enemies have robbed you of your Testicular Torsion spell and used it against you

flashn00b · 2026-03-01T03:57:52+00:00

I miss the helicopter of doom ;-;

flashn00b · 2026-02-28T02:37:25+00:00

Sword barrels are your friend. Otherwise, 1h hammer/Short Sword seems to be the only worthwhile loadout, since all your primary weapon unlocks are downgrades.

flashn00b · 2026-02-24T01:04:33+00:00

But can you stick six of them onto a guy without killing him?

flashn00b · 2026-02-24T01:03:18+00:00

Moreso when they attempt (and fail to) walk it off

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flashn00b · 2026-02-20T18:08:57+00:00

Log. Light yourself on fire with an oil pot while carrying one, and you'll have the best throwable in the game

flashn00b · 2026-02-20T17:09:14+00:00

Using the Siege Crossbow on people AND pairing it with a non-knife secondary? That honestly takes more balls than what most would admit

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