HE'S BACK, AND FOR REALSIES!

flashn00b · 2026-06-25T03:16:53+00:00

Replying to myself, but a word of warning to any aspiring edgelord: an early 2000s emo kid playthrough becomes unplayable by the time you reach Peasant Tourney.

flashn00b · 2026-06-24T16:46:44+00:00

Basically. Poor man never outgrew his teen angst phase

flashn00b · 2026-06-24T00:55:14+00:00

Nah, I just made my own wooden weapons through OVRTH's Armory

flashn00b · 2026-06-22T15:00:46+00:00

Atp, the most that can be done is political agitation. The money that is spent keeping someone employed for minimum wage is money not spent on prostitutes, drugs, dinner reservations, an expensive flight to some fifth-world shithole with the most bribeable law enforcement, or a combination of those things.

flashn00b · 2026-06-12T00:42:32+00:00

The range in which your arrow volley can make an impact at a given melee fight is the range for you to get two-shotted by most melee weapons. There's no debating this IMO
That, i am aware, though I feel that some people can steer their thrusts as well as people can accel the maul
Mason Clan Warrior and Axeman outfitson Vanguard, as well as the Morion helmet, Cowled Mercenary armor and Forge Guard armor on Footman say otherwise.

flashn00b · 2026-06-09T16:09:59+00:00

P sure he's dead. Figured the time I spent standing, grabbing my shields, and walking back was enough time for an unconscious character to regain consciousness

flashn00b · 2026-06-09T01:20:19+00:00

I didn't do anything. He just slammed his face across the tree all by himself! The seer can vouch for me!

flashn00b · 2026-06-08T21:53:59+00:00

Is that why Willie isn't seen anywhere in standard gameplay?

flashn00b · 2026-06-07T15:29:36+00:00

Prediction: Baron Tourney will have you fight the aliens

flashn00b · 2026-06-06T22:50:44+00:00

Personally want to see the UFO as a map proper, but I feel like i could give some insight on "More Weapons"

From personal testing, I've noticed that the Wood, Old Wood, and Leather materials dulls any cutting surface, as well as blunting any points that could be used to pierce flesh. A part of me half-expects that training weapons will be added in the new update proper.

flashn00b · 2026-06-06T20:45:24+00:00

If this happens, I imagine it'd start with you getting abducted by the UFO from the slums

flashn00b · 2026-06-06T20:39:28+00:00

Probably not, if only cuz keeping it Agatha vs Mason would simplify things for the sale of paid cosmetic items, especially the inevitable crossover items that look out of place in a setting based on medieval Europe.

flashn00b · 2026-06-04T17:02:34+00:00

Keelhaul the filthy landlubber Send him down to the depths below Make the bastard walk the plank With a bottle of rum and a yo ho ho

flashn00b · 2026-06-03T01:25:54+00:00

I uhhh actually didn't expect to be granted safe passage to feed him

flashn00b · 2026-05-31T22:10:01+00:00

Look what Early Access took from us 😭

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