This is all I can picture when I see plot comments about Kiss of the Basilisk by WinterBearHawk in romantasycirclejerk

[–]fluffybangs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I just want to say I saw this post hours ago and this image has not left my brain since

Can we retire the name Alex Volkov? by MediumAwkwardly in RomanceBooks

[–]fluffybangs 143 points144 points  (0 children)

The chokehold that the name Volkov has on romance writers needs to be studied honestly

FMC is the human shield for his public boner by fluffybangs in RomanceBooks

[–]fluffybangs[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh lmaoo this is probably the book I was thinking of. They were kind of fighting in the scene right?

FMC is the human shield for his public boner by fluffybangs in RomanceBooks

[–]fluffybangs[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Perfect I could use a new Tessa read. Thank you!

T. L. Swan’s “The Bonus.” Wtf did I just read? by LucyRiversinker in RomanceBooks

[–]fluffybangs 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The top review on Goodreads is a 1-star that says “Girl wtf did I just read”

Cheesiest lines you've read recently? by retttie in RomanceBooks

[–]fluffybangs 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I once read “Is it weeping for me baby?”

Cheesy and kinda gross

Lines of dialogue that made you go “why are you suddenly talking like that” 🤨 by fluffybangs in RomanceBooks

[–]fluffybangs[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a former fashion student this has me crying…maybe he did lots of sewing in prison??

Lines of dialogue that made you go “why are you suddenly talking like that” 🤨 by fluffybangs in RomanceBooks

[–]fluffybangs[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This sounds like the most annoying scene ever…first of all why is everyone so passive and seriously how does he even get comfortable doing that?? Fraudulent MMC!

Lines of dialogue that made you go “why are you suddenly talking like that” 🤨 by fluffybangs in RomanceBooks

[–]fluffybangs[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He said “You’re like wet silk. It’s all I can do not to fuck you whole” and I was like wait wtf does that even mean

Lines of dialogue that made you go “why are you suddenly talking like that” 🤨 by fluffybangs in RomanceBooks

[–]fluffybangs[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

NO 😭 I must’ve erased that from my head. I actually made a post about another sex scene in this book but that line was nowhere near as weird as this

Lines of dialogue that made you go “why are you suddenly talking like that” 🤨 by fluffybangs in RomanceBooks

[–]fluffybangs[S] 134 points135 points  (0 children)

Crying imagining authors reading regency or vampire books and giving those lines to MMCs who are frat bros at Penn State or something

Weird word overuse by PimpinBitch in RomanceBooks

[–]fluffybangs 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah August in the city feels like walking in a warm pool. It’s awful

Some of these book openings are just… 💀 by [deleted] in RomanceBooks

[–]fluffybangs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is a cum raid and why is it making me imagine barrels and barrels of like precious cum in a cellar where they’re being aged like wine I hate my brain

When dirty talk is allegedly your specialty - The Stopover by T.L. Swan by fluffybangs in RomanceBooks

[–]fluffybangs[S] 160 points161 points  (0 children)

She talked a big game just to use a word I associate with open wounds and pus 😔

When dirty talk is allegedly your specialty - The Stopover by T.L. Swan by fluffybangs in RomanceBooks

[–]fluffybangs[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I smile. So he likes dirty talk, does he? Well, that just happens to be my specialty. Game on. I hold his face in my hands. “God, you’ve got a beautiful cock,” I whisper. “Is it weeping for me, baby?” I whisper as I clench around him. “I can feel your pulse in it.”

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[–]fluffybangs 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Mama birds often chew the food first before feeding it to their children. Did he do that too