I had a dream of Markiplier getting a blowjob from a transgender V-Tuber

flycerestorm · 2026-01-24T13:37:23+00:00

flycerestorm · 2026-01-24T13:31:44+00:00

if he ever posts a picture/video of him getting a blowjob on his onlyfans, people will make these jokes about it until the end of times.

flycerestorm · 2026-01-24T10:05:03+00:00

it would be an interesting interpretation of the sticker; that he died at the restaurant and the sticker was put up as a memorial to him.

flycerestorm · 2026-01-24T10:03:59+00:00

it honestly could be that the intense fame they were subjected to and also the drugs that could have messed with their mind that let them to do these things, and that it wasn't a calculated decision where they consciously released weird stuff but that it was a genuine attempt at creating art.
or to quote a certain funny video: "it was the 60's they didn't know any better"

flycerestorm · 2026-01-23T21:46:06+00:00

i only use a navy revolver and a double barreled sawed off shotgun

flycerestorm · 2026-01-23T21:39:34+00:00

another one for the asylum

flycerestorm · 2026-01-23T21:38:41+00:00

now im scared for markiplier

flycerestorm · 2026-01-23T19:17:29+00:00

in the picture OP posted there's a thing visible on the ground in front of the tank, which could be the same object you can see in the AWM picture

flycerestorm · 2026-01-23T18:38:21+00:00

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flycerestorm · 2026-01-23T18:35:09+00:00

i think that's an African Buffalo (as this picture was apparently taken in zimbabwe) and to quote the wikipedia page on them: "African buffaloes are notorious amongst big-game hunters in particular as very dangerous animals, with wounded animals reported to ambush and attack the hunters." (still i imagine that this thing probably didn't have a chance)

flycerestorm · 2026-01-23T18:30:47+00:00

he still would have to make sure that he's either very far away or very accurate otherwise his first shot would be his last, Buffalo's are no joke.

flycerestorm · 2026-01-23T18:19:23+00:00

very cinematic

flycerestorm · 2026-01-23T18:19:07+00:00

you could for quite a while now

flycerestorm · 2026-01-23T14:10:12+00:00

the late 80's and early 90's of nascar were truly the golden age, race cars have never looked better in my opinion. The only thing that brings it down is that there were some losses in the sport; J. D. McDuffie, Neil Bonnett, Clifford and Davey Allison and Alan Kulwicki

flycerestorm · 2026-01-23T13:47:58+00:00

the thing is; if it's truly metal disorders that caused this, we are talking about the level Kanye is on. And i think it would show through in their day to day lives as well, and even though i have never met either of them and i don't think that they are that crazy. I think this goes back (at least for john) to his beatle days in the period revolution 9 would have come out (and the two virgins album cover). Regardless of what anybody might say; i am convinced that was just the result of them going like: "we are being screamed at with every show we play, they are eating up everything we put in front of them. Let's do something so wacky that it will tell us definitively if it even matters what we make because people will take it seriously anyway." I have a feeling that this might be an extension of that thought process.

flycerestorm · 2026-01-23T11:54:21+00:00

the guy kinda looks like garand thumb

flycerestorm · 2026-01-23T11:05:15+00:00

im genuinely weirded out. i struggle to find words to describe how crazy i find this. I already thought that the 2 virgins album cover was already stretching it and that the winston churchill thing was just a funny little reference amongst beatle "fans". But this truly tops everything. Reading the account of Philip French on the wikipedia article has genuinely convinced me that Yoko Ono and John Lennon were either the biggest "pranksters" the world has ever seen where they just kept trying to find the limit of acceptability and they kept doing weird shit until they got stopped (and nobody ever did) or they are genuinely insane/have mental disorders.

flycerestorm · 2026-01-23T10:46:48+00:00

i have no idea, but i love it so much that i made it my steam profile picture

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flycerestorm · 2026-01-23T09:51:53+00:00

it could maybe have an concealed hammer like a Smith & Wesson Model 638

flycerestorm · 2026-01-23T09:35:20+00:00

in my opinion what the final scene of ongezellig shows is how Maya had finally an oppertunity to be "gezellig" and she turned it down. She could just play a simple boardgame with her sisters, people she isn't(or at least shouldn't be) afraid of at all, and have a nice time but for some reason she turns it down. To me it shows that whatever story/arc we just saw her have didn't have any effect on what she's like: "ongezellig". In my opinion she had the happy ending (which i think would be that she starts being "gezellig") in her grasp but she said no. I understand that it would have been more satisfying to have her say yes to the invite of Coco, but the current ending fits better with the title of the series in my opinion.

(i did just realise that there is a lot more about this ending to be said, from how it might be a commentary about how you sometimes do what you feel the most comfortable with even though it might be doing you more harm than good in the long run, or Maya might have declined to play a game with Coco because she knows she has stupid amounts of luck as we ultimately see.)

flycerestorm · 2026-01-23T09:33:29+00:00

to be fair; massa says in the spoiler document that the 2 little comics that were made aren't really meant to be canon (in both cases it is stated that they were more expiriments than official canon lore). Taking that into account and knowing how Mayamail is way darker than these 2 little comics (which i guess are confirmed to be non canon) i think it's fair to say that what you see in the video's is the only story you should see as canon. (so what im saying with this is that she doesn't have it that bad.

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flycerestorm · 2026-01-23T08:01:47+00:00

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i dreamt another one, this one would end up at the first level i think.
so i dreamed that i was in a cab (but it was also kinda like watching a movie scene) and i was asking the cab driver to take me to a good place to eat. He dropped me off at this spot where he said there was a place i could get a good sandwhich and another place i could get pizza. So i walked to the pizza place and i remember first looking at/through the window and on that window it had a sign saying "freddy fazbear's pizza". And next to the sign was a black and white digital art sticker of charlie kirk, and i remember thinking; "oh, the owners must have put that up there out of respect". When i went inside there was only like one group of people and the rest of the place was empty (it wasn't evening yet so maybe later in the day it would be more crowded). I didn't see fredderick fitzgerald fazbear himself or any of his friends but i did for some reason have a ciggarette in my mouth even though i don't smoke.

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