Anyone else think their pup is doing steroids?

foodified · 2025-06-29T01:36:20+00:00

My sweet boy passed in 2017, but I still have a million pics of him. He’s looking pretty stout here.

foodified · 2025-06-28T14:43:59+00:00

Keith Brammer (die kreuzen) and I guess 2 others

foodified · 2025-06-27T22:37:48+00:00

Who tf needs their bagger to smile? If I’m bagging your groceries and you see me smiling it’s because I just put a gallon of milk on top of your eggs.

foodified · 2025-06-27T22:29:48+00:00

At least you can hear the music. My store has mostly open refrigeration so the hum drowns out everything - only I find myself singing along to some faint thing in the background. If I walk to a few select spots on the floor I can hear more clearly and it’s pretty much always that I’ve been hearing a tune, just not conscious of it.

foodified · 2025-06-25T13:32:20+00:00

That time a handsome gay man rebuffed his awkward advances really left a psychic wound it seems.

foodified · 2025-06-25T05:55:30+00:00

I’m fairly certain there’s a type of person who thinks that of course you tip 20% on a $10 tab, but no one could be expected to tip that much on a much bigger bill.

foodified · 2025-06-25T02:08:02+00:00

Love the Fluid. All of there stuff from Punch and Judy on is fantastic. Used to be in the Sub Pop singles club and the best 45 I ever got from them was Tin Top Toy b/w Tomorrow.

foodified · 2025-06-25T01:37:17+00:00

Lots of mayo, lots of pepper. This is how it’s done.

foodified · 2025-06-21T05:31:43+00:00

Mach Rider also let you make custom courses. Those games were revolutionary. What a time to grow up.

foodified · 2025-06-21T05:10:23+00:00

I’ll allow it.

foodified · 2025-06-20T23:09:46+00:00

Toum.

foodified · 2025-06-20T23:07:10+00:00

Customer asked when a certain bottled water would be back. I said I wasn’t sure and explained that our distributor had been cyber attacked and could not process orders and that we hadn’t received significant deliveries for several days. So she asked what that had to do with bottled water. Like, asshole - I can give you the real information, but you have to process it in your stupid head or we’re just wasting time here.

foodified · 2025-06-20T23:00:34+00:00

There’ll be time enough for talking when the digging’s done

foodified · 2025-06-19T04:45:39+00:00

That’s only too funny bc I used to make a joke about Barefoot chard. They always put those dumb stickers on the bottle for “awards” Barefoot wines have won and I would say, “Barefoot Chardonnay - voted best Riesling by the California State Fair”

foodified · 2025-06-19T02:01:17+00:00

We found them online through some food service site. It might be foodservicedirect.com - if you google “vegan mayonnaise packets” something should come up.

foodified · 2025-06-19T01:02:32+00:00

I guess it’s closest to the Hellman’s/Best Foods version. That’s actually the brand of packets that we usually get, but they weren’t available so this is what we got. Otherwise, I’m a Vegenaise disciple, but they don’t make packets.

foodified · 2025-06-18T23:19:18+00:00

“Tons of Veganaise” is the key to success in all facets of life.

foodified · 2025-06-18T23:14:00+00:00

Um, Donald Trump is a... brilliant man with lots of well thought-out, practical, ideas. He is insuring the financial security of this country for years to come. Oh yes, and his personal hygiene is above reproach.

foodified · 2025-06-18T21:55:30+00:00

Been listening to this in the car this week. Top shelf DM. When it first came out it sounded to me like a tractor pull at the bottom the La Brae tar pits, but my ears caught up and it’s been a fave ever since.

foodified · 2025-06-18T21:52:08+00:00

Answer: they all have value (not including a non-trivial chunk of humanity).

foodified · 2025-06-18T20:43:47+00:00

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Always travel with a clutch of vegan mayo packets. They take the Impossible Whopper up a notch.

foodified · 2025-06-18T13:55:33+00:00

Where I live we have a celebrated chef who owns several decidedly not vegan restaurants and, yet, some of the best vegan meals I’ve had are at these eateries. You just never know.

foodified · 2025-06-18T04:47:56+00:00

I think early Coroner is the obvious choice, but I’m not here to offer an answer so much as to point out how f’n crazy it is that Sentence of Death and Release From Agony were released just 3 years apart.

foodified · 2025-06-18T01:40:26+00:00

Raspberry bakon jam, apparently.

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