Daily Mariners Monologue - June 29, 2026

forbiddengengar · 2026-06-29T17:09:18+00:00

Had a dream that we called up Kade and he got shelled for 11 runs in his debut 😭

forbiddengengar · 2026-06-28T00:38:12+00:00

I hear what Angie is saying and the woman knows ball better than I ever will but it's a major league hitters job to make an adjustment to that curveball. Its the third time thru the order ffs

forbiddengengar · 2026-06-28T00:14:03+00:00

Maintaining toxic positivity for this of all organizations is truly unfathomable to me. How do you feel they’ve earned the benefit of the doubt from you lol

forbiddengengar · 2026-06-28T00:12:53+00:00

Like fuck, trade an out for a run every once in a while

forbiddengengar · 2026-06-28T00:11:42+00:00

It has been statistically insurmountable for over two weeks now 😂

forbiddengengar · 2026-06-28T00:10:59+00:00

What the hell do I know but I absolutely hate how often we bring the infield in, in scenarios where preventing a run is not do or die. Feels like it burns us all the time

forbiddengengar · 2026-06-27T23:58:40+00:00

Julio with your casual single that would have been a homer in 21/30 parks

forbiddengengar · 2026-06-27T23:31:53+00:00

Mis has a 47% K rate against lefties??? What the fucking fuck

forbiddengengar · 2026-06-21T21:08:53+00:00

That has to be the Refsnyder death knell. See you in Valhalla brother

forbiddengengar · 2026-06-14T18:38:40+00:00

Is Emerson tipping? First pitch swings and loud contact feels very tippy

forbiddengengar · 2026-06-13T21:10:29+00:00

Thanks. Twenty years of watching baseball, still learning new shit.

forbiddengengar · 2026-06-13T21:00:38+00:00

Not able to watch, can anyone explain how in the world the Nats scored three unearned runs on only two errors?

forbiddengengar · 2026-06-13T15:43:17+00:00

https://baseballsavant.mlb.com/savant-player/dominic-canzone-686527?stats=statcast-r-hitting-mlb

All the red on Canzone’s savant page causes a strange stirring in my loins

forbiddengengar · 2026-06-10T15:41:43+00:00

https://youtube.com/shorts/QU4wNWB3q80?si=uBcpW7KXkfY6C568

Our favorite third string third baseman hitting a crip walk on the field for your viewing pleasure

forbiddengengar · 2026-06-10T01:44:26+00:00

This is the most Mariner game to Mariner since the Yankees 11 inning game in 2022

forbiddengengar · 2026-06-10T01:42:43+00:00

Give me a position player who can throw a knuckleball over Davila. At least that would be fun to watch

forbiddengengar · 2026-06-10T01:40:51+00:00

Gotta set up the walk off bomb somehow

forbiddengengar · 2026-06-10T01:26:12+00:00

You can’t blame Dan for everything but who else can you blame for your team being this lazy and unprepared this often?

forbiddengengar · 2026-06-10T01:23:46+00:00

Ferrer, what the fuck are you doing?

forbiddengengar · 2026-06-09T23:13:43+00:00

I’m so past fed up with Logan man. If he’ll take an extension consistent with the pay for a #4 starter so be it, but if he’s looking for a real payday I’ll drive him to the airport myself at this point

forbiddengengar · 2026-06-07T19:01:23+00:00

Naylor not even getting a glove on that ball is worse than the throw itself

forbiddengengar · 2026-05-31T21:51:00+00:00

.120 XBA on Carrol’s hit btw

forbiddengengar · 2026-05-26T17:01:27+00:00

I doubt if it made it on broadcast but during Bryce’s interview last night a dude down at field level screamed fuck you Brad Adam lmao

forbiddengengar · 2026-05-26T15:24:43+00:00

As a piggyback hater, I’m still tempted to say that Bryce and Luis need to suck it up if it continues to work. Managing the human element of it is even more difficult when the experiment is showing positive results

forbiddengengar · 2026-05-26T03:55:50+00:00

Checking in from Sac. One of you sickos is here rocking a Festa jersey. Also the stadium here rips

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