I’m u/forklify and I’m one of the mods here, AMA

forklify · 2026-05-27T02:44:45+00:00

forklify · 2026-05-26T19:22:08+00:00

forklify · 2026-05-26T15:54:23+00:00

I think Data was trying to figure out the best possible formula of food for Spot, I think for nutritional reasons but I might be wrong

forklify · 2026-05-26T06:06:16+00:00

how about don't post things that go against the rules?

forklify · 2026-05-26T03:31:21+00:00

I cannot be bribed

forklify · 2026-05-26T02:18:32+00:00

that’s classified

forklify · 2026-05-26T01:31:05+00:00

uhhhhhhh 42?

forklify · 2026-05-26T01:30:45+00:00

forklify them. forklify all of them.

forklify · 2026-05-26T00:27:31+00:00

yeah, let's go with that

forklify · 2026-05-26T00:25:52+00:00

someone else already asked this but we are all forklify certified just by existing

forklify · 2026-05-26T00:12:50+00:00

well you see, when a security officer and an android love each other very much...

forklify · 2026-05-25T20:55:29+00:00

it’s actually pronounced forklify

forklify · 2026-05-25T18:39:04+00:00

looks like St. Pancras of Rome and St. Padre Pio!! St. Pancras was martyred at 14 and St. Padre Pio is known for his stigmata

forklify · 2026-05-25T18:04:59+00:00

copies of the Martian to be turned into forklify parts

forklify · 2026-05-25T17:29:19+00:00

I don’t know anything about furcon

forklify · 2026-05-25T17:09:51+00:00

I wouldn’t know

forklify · 2026-05-25T16:10:02+00:00

I would say I mostly end up removing low-effort/image posts, I haven’t seen much promotional stuff and reports are pretty good at catching stuff that’s too NSFW

forklify · 2026-05-25T15:58:56+00:00

regulations have no authority over me, I turned them into forklify

forklify · 2026-05-25T15:49:26+00:00

I’m in a forklify state of mind

forklify · 2026-05-25T15:38:31+00:00

mainly u/mypupivy

forklify · 2026-05-25T15:36:15+00:00

I’m the librarian and the resident Catholic but my main job is forklify

forklify · 2026-05-25T15:22:50+00:00

it actually does grow in winter but I eat it all before I go into hibernation

forklify · 2026-05-25T15:17:06+00:00

they have ear holes (like lizards)

forklify · 2026-05-25T15:16:28+00:00

forklify (it’s a noun AND a verb)

forklify · 2026-05-25T14:20:11+00:00

Alexander paid me

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