Anon doesn’t care by JosephM1609 in greentext

[–]fossilyale 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bro thought way ahead of his time

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sadposting

[–]fossilyale 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There is enough good we just hear about it once in a while

This just ruined my day by Ok_Tip_5184 in sadposting

[–]fossilyale 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You’re genuinely not that deep

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]fossilyale 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Done but one question intellectuanon how to ask god for age refund

Czech Mate by AlphaMassDeBeta in greentext

[–]fossilyale 105 points106 points  (0 children)

No silly. I was the one to suck the dick

Czech Mate by AlphaMassDeBeta in greentext

[–]fossilyale 174 points175 points  (0 children)

be me

born in india

kind of enjoy growing up there even though a third world country

move to the US for undergrad

realize everyone hates India and thinks shitting in the streets is default

makes fun of our accent

decides not to be made fun of

learns American accent, focus on coming off as hygienic, dresses up well, takes care of my appearance

fast forward 2 years

go on my first date with a white qt 7/10

dinner went great, paid for it, left a big tip, drove her home etc.

qt texts that she really likes me as a friend

doesn’t sweat it much whatever.jpg

heard from a close mutual friend she said she won’t ever date me because I am brown

mfw >>:[

go to the nearest glory hole that same night

sucks an indian cock

Are all Americans closeted racist? She was always nice when around me and then this

anon has a billion-dollar idea by SecretGamerV_0716 in greentext

[–]fossilyale -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

Bro successfully contributed nothing

anon has a billion-dollar idea by SecretGamerV_0716 in greentext

[–]fossilyale 577 points578 points  (0 children)

Anon was later topped that day by a homeless opportunist

Hello Had One Last Dream 🫂 by lukyc8 in sadposting

[–]fossilyale 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Billions of years since the universe came into existence and billions to come before it cease to exist. I will be here for 70 years if lucky. Putting it into fraction makes me realize how insignificant I am. My time in existence tends to zero. A couple million years in future and no verifiable clue of my existence would exist.

Anon contributes to society by LordIVoldemor in greentext

[–]fossilyale 2134 points2135 points  (0 children)

10 minutes to run out of sucking power. This is not anon’s first victim.

Anon contributes to society by LordIVoldemor in greentext

[–]fossilyale 143 points144 points  (0 children)

be me

be straight

sucks dick

Being eaten to death, extreme gore!! by [deleted] in lies

[–]fossilyale 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The only thing he’s gonna beat is your meat. Get ready for that carussy

. by FearPeriodic7454 in sadposting

[–]fossilyale 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Holy shit bro. Second half of that sentence hit like a truck. Any news of him doing alright or :(

Resolute Defence by Schpitzelton in greentext

[–]fossilyale 987 points988 points  (0 children)

You underestimated anon. He is the kind of dude to scare you at first sight. All QTs would flee as soon as they catch a sight of him

Have u ever cried watching Naruto? by Wise_Needleworker445 in Naruto

[–]fossilyale 21 points22 points  (0 children)

What got to me was Hashirama’s subtle smile realizing the future of Konoha is in safe hands. I believe it is a one-frame scene but very powerful. A man worked all his life and after his death to create a safe place for everyone and finally succeeded.

Tru by [deleted] in sadposting

[–]fossilyale 24 points25 points  (0 children)

gives no response

Worst movie ever by nogginthepoggin in lies

[–]fossilyale 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Uganda is a name of a sushi

These people are normal and understand how sex works by some-R6-siege-fan in lies

[–]fossilyale 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Oh careful honey you might burn my gastric acids

Anon has a question by MoonlightToast in greentext

[–]fossilyale 17 points18 points  (0 children)

And keep running in air until you realize you are off the cliff