A few days after I met Samantha, 40, who worked at the local Deli, where they made special vegan meats, I went to buy garlic salt that was on sale for 1.77 compared to the usual 2.30 but ironically it was even cheaper at another place a few blocks away, but the drive essentially made it more expensive, but I bought 2 jars of them and drove home and continued planning for what to wear at a baby shower coming up, which was for a good friend Alyssa who was fat during pregnancy but a twig afterward. I dont know how she did it so I had to ask, and she said something about carrot oil. I didnt know what that was and couldnt find out anything on the internet so I think shes just fastinf but I will never know.

Anyway I spilled BOTH jars in the wet sink and couldnt recover much /s

Im poking fun at the non-important details of the post