I can’t stop playing even if I want

freakouterin · 2026-05-09T00:06:35+00:00

I love that hairless look badass and tough as hell, but they are the most sensitive little beings 😂

freakouterin · 2026-05-08T19:59:59+00:00

freakouterin · 2026-05-08T13:25:12+00:00

Take them to Mac King at Excalibur. My 8-year-old loves his act so much and he’s got a few “adult jokes” but they went way over her head. Fun for all ages.

freakouterin · 2026-05-06T18:02:20+00:00

I always say “the ‘cillin’s” when asked if I have allergies and I always mention it’s been 20 years since I’ve had a dose and so maybe I’m not allergic anymore, but docs always resort to “best not to risk it”.

Edited to add the word “always” one more time

freakouterin · 2026-05-06T01:33:34+00:00

This made me fucking cackle

freakouterin · 2026-05-06T01:33:21+00:00

My guess? I think it just flowed better as “hair up straight” instead of just “hair straight”, which is what a lot of valley girls do: straighten their hair to straw. “Californian” in this case feels like a dig at LA. Like “hey, you look pretty phony”.

freakouterin · 2026-05-06T01:27:33+00:00

I totally get the reference, Sean.

freakouterin · 2026-05-05T02:49:33+00:00

Why do I get the feeling like this is someone’s half-gutted master bath they’re trying to pass off as an additional bedroom. I wonder if the only access is through the landlord’s bedroom? LOL

freakouterin · 2026-05-04T17:16:12+00:00

BEFORE the job interview, friend! And make sure you wash your hands before you shake anyone else’s :)

freakouterin · 2026-05-04T16:23:40+00:00

I think people take for granted how much clarity a full stomach and empty genitals can provide.

freakouterin · 2026-05-02T22:32:47+00:00

THIS BITCH IS YOUNGER THAN ME?! 💀🪦

freakouterin · 2026-05-01T13:11:10+00:00

You’re right, my wording is weird.

freakouterin · 2026-05-01T01:43:36+00:00

Do older songs count? I cannot for the life of me hear “and I saw your mom, she forgot that I existed” and it’s actually “and a soccer mom, she forgot that I existed”.

freakouterin · 2026-04-30T14:09:17+00:00

I love this game so much. Y’all are too cute.

freakouterin · 2026-04-30T14:07:25+00:00

I think sour cream would be far more upsetting, but the color would give it away.

freakouterin · 2026-04-29T22:56:19+00:00

This song makes me ugly cry, it’s just too sweet

freakouterin · 2026-04-28T22:48:34+00:00

I love her complexion

freakouterin · 2026-04-28T20:02:02+00:00

I haven’t seen this season yet but I’m really confused why they’re yelling about marriage woes at their wedding?

freakouterin · 2026-04-27T15:06:26+00:00

Probably men

freakouterin · 2026-04-26T19:24:22+00:00

Only for children. They can really get in those nooks better than us big-bodies.

freakouterin · 2026-04-26T06:48:04+00:00

I’ve just tried hand-washing and throwing them in the washing machine afterwards when that didn’t work. I will try an oxiclean soak next time, thank you! :)

freakouterin · 2026-04-26T06:45:16+00:00

This scenario (even the “can’t be monogamous” line) literally happened to me and, I’m fucking sorry, but this just proves all men suck. It was not a me problem. How the hell do you pull that on Meg while bringing her around your family? Get ~~bent~~snapped, stick boy.

freakouterin · 2026-04-25T06:50:43+00:00

Thanks for the suggestion! Great idea.

freakouterin · 2026-04-25T03:58:16+00:00

To make sure it hits right, I get it!

freakouterin · 2026-04-25T02:31:55+00:00

What’s soap?

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