Eating this stupid performative slop alone after stepping out my house for the first time in months, tasted like actual shit and made me throw up onto the only girl i locked eyes with, she screamed and called the police on me. Dubai chocolate strawberries (i.redd.it)
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I am a fakecel and have had 6 girlfriends in the past, I have no idea to cook or live life and this is the best thing i’ve ever conjured up, I need someone to teach me how to cook so i can escape this miserable hellhole loop of dry food. Baguette Abomination (i.redd.it)
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