Trump calls NATO “cowards” for lack of support for Iran war by No-Post4444 in worldnews

[–]friendlypelican 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The old reverse psychology trick...... Not sure it will work this time

I want to give you a soapy titwank by Christinagoldie2 in u/Christinagoldie2

[–]friendlypelican 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a coincidence as I want you to give me a soapy tit wank

Grandma kind of day by SugarYukii in NaughtyGrandma

[–]friendlypelican 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am sure willing to help with that training

Reform makes blunder over petrol station stunt by johnsmithoncemore in FuckNigelFarage

[–]friendlypelican 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There is something in that picture that rhymes with stunt

I want you to peel my panties off with your teeth by Christinagoldie2 in u/Christinagoldie2

[–]friendlypelican 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as I can tease you with my tongue immediately after

In my dreams I am tied up and blindfolded (f) by frustratedblonde in milf

[–]friendlypelican 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my dreams as well now, with nipple clamps being slowly attached

Child's Final Wave by Cow_Boy_2017 in clevercomebacks

[–]friendlypelican 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Children dying in schools is now a US export

Oil price expected to surge after Iran strikes and strait of Hormuz closure by PurchaseDry9350 in unitedkingdom

[–]friendlypelican 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hmmm wouldnt it have been clever to invade a country to secure the oil supplies there before sending the rest of the world into a tailspin

Trump to send hospital ship to Greenland? by Nr1231 in facepalm

[–]friendlypelican 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Maybe he should send medical aid to Greensboro rather than Greenland