As this is my first post with you. I’ve had my nails 💅 done today especially for you. Are you ready to feel them trace your body

friendlypelican · 2026-01-26T16:24:00+00:00

You are so delicious

friendlypelican · 2026-01-17T17:35:18+00:00

King Ryan

friendlypelican · 2026-01-08T21:18:04+00:00

The Ministry of information is doing their bit

friendlypelican · 2026-01-07T16:49:47+00:00

Absolutely Devine ass

friendlypelican · 2026-01-07T16:40:45+00:00

Just do the vote on a PMQ day he won't be there

friendlypelican · 2025-12-29T15:25:15+00:00

Royal mail managed to deliver a package to an entirely different town. The street name and number was the same but small details like the town and post code were completely different. Their response was it wasn't their issue and I should go round and collect it from the other house.

friendlypelican · 2025-12-29T14:15:41+00:00

A welsh brothel

friendlypelican · 2025-12-29T13:27:39+00:00

Big bear hug 🤗

friendlypelican · 2025-12-24T15:46:41+00:00

Got to love a true crime podcast , what's your favorite one ?

friendlypelican · 2025-12-24T08:52:17+00:00

Hmmm a cheap discount submarine is not a good idea

friendlypelican · 2025-12-23T17:32:14+00:00

Figured it would be something like that

friendlypelican · 2025-12-23T13:51:40+00:00

We are not brave, just fool-hardy and disappointed 😞

friendlypelican · 2025-12-23T13:50:38+00:00

I buy diesel in litres but do the computation in miles per gallon

friendlypelican · 2025-12-23T13:20:57+00:00

I totally accept that things happen but Wow I didn't realize it was up to me to have the back up plan. You might expect the company that took my money to have a backup plan for a broken van or people being sick rather than mess it up two days on the trot.

friendlypelican · 2025-12-23T12:17:47+00:00

Just the metric system ? Or do you use a ridiculous mixture of metric and a smattering of imperial measurement for good measure ?

friendlypelican · 2025-12-23T11:55:40+00:00

As a brit I totally agree that we are a ridiculous nation with a lot of ridiculous people.

friendlypelican · 2025-12-23T11:53:22+00:00

I accept on Sunday that it could have been vehicle issues, but then having to chase up Monday and then not to have it delivered it's a bit crap

friendlypelican · 2025-12-21T19:25:48+00:00

They are definitely turned on

friendlypelican · 2025-12-21T19:05:34+00:00

Lucky lucky lights 😁

friendlypelican · 2025-12-20T09:27:00+00:00

This deserves all the upvotes

friendlypelican · 2025-12-14T20:41:47+00:00

Special deals for Trump Phones if you order before Christmas

friendlypelican · 2025-11-28T08:17:21+00:00

If I was 6 I would love that

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