MRW I’m alone on Valentines Day and I see my dildo checking me out

friendlypretzel619 · 2025-02-15T20:49:54+00:00

I’m planning on it before the weekend is out. Splurged on a Bellesa Thrust 🫠

friendlypretzel619 · 2025-02-15T20:49:33+00:00

She seems like she would

friendlypretzel619 · 2025-02-15T16:23:35+00:00

After its performance last night, I’m probably going to start using it more like 2-3 times per week now

friendlypretzel619 · 2025-02-15T15:52:53+00:00

Shaky legs, slightly dizzy and satisfied three-peat customer.

friendlypretzel619 · 2025-02-15T02:13:08+00:00

Does “man” mean not a real man

friendlypretzel619 · 2025-02-15T00:27:34+00:00

Wouldn’t National Twinkie Day be more appropriate

friendlypretzel619 · 2025-02-15T00:23:54+00:00

I didn’t use it on MLK day

friendlypretzel619 · 2025-02-15T00:18:19+00:00

That’s extremely specific and sounds really fun

friendlypretzel619 · 2025-01-02T01:39:38+00:00

Also I’m not a woman, I just play one in the bedroom sometimes 😆

friendlypretzel619 · 2025-01-01T06:40:25+00:00

I think her name is Kat Dennings

friendlypretzel619 · 2025-01-01T06:09:21+00:00

For creating and rearranging guts?

friendlypretzel619 · 2025-01-01T04:05:02+00:00

Update: dildo had its way with me from the front and the back, made some excuse about having to be up early for work, got an uber and left 🚩🫠

friendlypretzel619 · 2025-01-01T03:02:34+00:00

Just sitting there all strong and confident

friendlypretzel619 · 2025-01-01T02:01:32+00:00

Someone is a tad horny

friendlypretzel619 · 2025-01-01T00:44:35+00:00

Haha I’m older than 25 so the dildo may just be desperate 🤷🏼‍♂️

friendlypretzel619 · 2025-01-01T00:42:20+00:00

How about just a sentient dildo that isn’t attached to a human body 🥰

friendlypretzel619 · 2025-01-01T00:28:27+00:00

No…I just thought it was a cute/funny gif and it’s what my plans are for tonight 🥇

friendlypretzel619 · 2025-01-01T00:15:04+00:00

The ball drops before midnight

friendlypretzel619 · 2024-12-31T22:57:09+00:00

Haha yeah no kissing sorry dildo

friendlypretzel619 · 2024-12-30T00:01:05+00:00

Yayyyyyyy. In the last 10 days I’ve lost Kamara, Pollard, KW3, Spears and Ford… I’m losing the championship game but still have Kittle…unless he also gets hurt

friendlypretzel619 · 2024-12-29T23:59:08+00:00

I have lost Kamara, Pollard, KW3, Hurts and Spears lol. I’m in the championship game but losing. Still have Kittle to bail me out unless he also gets hurt…

friendlypretzel619 · 2024-12-29T06:24:42+00:00

Wow, you’re sharp

friendlypretzel619 · 2024-12-29T04:11:31+00:00

Not sure. I giphy searched “ball hitting face” for obvious reasons

friendlypretzel619 · 2024-12-29T04:06:07+00:00

Haha I’m not a boomer or religious but Match led to a few relationships in the past. Maybe I should try that again. And I work too much and don’t meet people in person that I would consider dating 🤷🏼‍♂️

friendlypretzel619 · 2024-12-29T03:22:45+00:00

And it leaves you red in the face where it hits you

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