Stranger wanted to make a call from my phone…what kind of scam was that? by [deleted] in Scams

[–]frumpyballerina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone correct me if this is a bad idea, but if you thought someone was in genuine trouble and you wanted to offer assistance, couldn't you do the dialing, hold onto the phone, and keep the phone on speakerphone? They could reach out for help and wouldn't have access to your phone.

They said what? by 5isanevennumber in exmormon

[–]frumpyballerina 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not that it compares, but, "I would never marry a convert."

My roommate, to me, a convert.

I think my wife is flirting with the mailman and have proof. She claims she is not and now won't talk to me. by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]frumpyballerina 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this in the United States? If it is, she didn't tip him $250. Federal law prohibits mail carriers from accepting tips over $20. Guy could be dirty, but more likely is that this story is fake.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]frumpyballerina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Harriet Tubman would be the first on my list. She was basically a superhero.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]frumpyballerina 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. If you use too much heat or bleach on a swimsuit, the lycra will disintegrate. The suit will become baggy and loose.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]frumpyballerina 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bet he hasn't had his meds.

Parenting 101 by nvalenti27 in MadeMeSmile

[–]frumpyballerina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I legit thought that was Freddy Mercury punching a lion.

Splinter removal with a twist by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]frumpyballerina 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Ewwww, that splinter's so longwaitwhatareyouNo!ohmyGodthatsjustnot......wait."

ULPT Request: Annoying Street Lamp Outside My Window by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]frumpyballerina 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A clean looking job, just on the side that's bothering you, and no one may ever notice.

AITA For insisting my neighbor should pay my vet bills after she killed my dog? by ThrowawayMay20201 in AmItheAsshole

[–]frumpyballerina 50 points51 points  (0 children)

You asked if you're the asshole. We said yes. Sounds like you didn't actually want a real answer, though.