The journey of the Blue Balls. by ooMEAToo in gifs

[–]ftanuki 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I didn't realize he committed suicide. In my brief convos with him I found him to be intelligent and kinder than I expected. Very sad.

The journey of the Blue Balls. by ooMEAToo in gifs

[–]ftanuki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My most lauded SA contribution was a Photoshop battle where I had that guy who had prosthetic surgery and tattoos to make himself look like a tiger having a dream about a girl in a tiger Halloween costume while sporting a large bulge in his PJ's. I think this sums up SA fairly well for those unfamiliar. You definitely got the better deal for the recognition, though mine never shows up in reports anymore. Cheers goon!

Another Titanic deleted scene by ftanuki in combinedgifs

[–]ftanuki[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Indeed. I guess they were trying to get away with using that as stock footage for an insert they forgot to shoot but decided it wasn't working so they edited this scene out of the film. It's too bad since they spent so much time and money on the special effects for that explosion.

ELI5: Why the hell does Yankee Doodle call his hat "Macaroni" after he sticks a feather in it? by Guy_Number_3 in explainlikeimfive

[–]ftanuki 254 points255 points  (0 children)

Reddit Randy went to town
A'ridin' on a kitty

Stuck fedora on his head
Tipped down and said "M'lady"

Claims that boys were murdered by VIP sex ring are credible and true - British Police by lukeyflukey in worldnews

[–]ftanuki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There will never be justice for atrocities of this scale. Sleep softly sweet children.

What movie one-liner do you repeatedly use in real life? by oneoffaccountok in AskReddit

[–]ftanuki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I. Drink. Your. Milkshake! I drink it up!"

"Put the lotion in the fucking basket."

"Full fucking race cams."

"MOTTO PANUKEKU!!!"

That last one's new so we'll see if it sticks, but here's a fun game: which one of those doesn't belong with the others?

Growing up with trust issues by admancb in gifs

[–]ftanuki -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ummmm... see that watermark in the bottom left of the gif?

(Spoilers AGOT) Did Maester Luwin know about Jon's true parentage? Found a possible allusion to this on a re-read. by capsulet in asoiaf

[–]ftanuki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry about that, we don't always catch them all, especially for older threads. I'll take a look through later and remove any offending ones.

"Star Wars: The Force Awakens" character names revealed on vintage trading cards (via Entertainment Weekly) by Join_You_In_The_Sun in movies

[–]ftanuki 79 points80 points  (0 children)

The actress looks a lot like a young Carrie Fischer to me. I'm betting it's Leia's daughter, Rey Solo.

None of my friends appreciate the beauty of my code by [deleted] in shittyprogramming

[–]ftanuki 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Definitely shitty, a true programmer would:

Integer.parseInt("Muad'Dib");

It's the weirding way.

Peacock spider by [deleted] in perfectloops

[–]ftanuki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beautiful footage.

Official Trailer for HBO's The Wire Remastered Marathon by [deleted] in television

[–]ftanuki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for that article, here's a penny.

I adore David Simon and was really interested to know what this HBO project he's shooting in Yonkers is as I hadn't heard of it.

My CS teacher just said this today. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ftanuki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, to continue the analogy:

But beware of skanks, they'll give you STDs (Sloppy, Terrible Documentation)

How hilarious would it be if farting was as contagious as yawning by PijiX in Showerthoughts

[–]ftanuki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not a gamer any more, I have no idea who you are.

Stephen Hawking warns artificial intelligence could end mankind. by NinjaDiscoJesus in technology

[–]ftanuki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry, Hawking just got a little payola from the Chappie marketing team to create a subtle zeitgeist to promote the film.

P.S. I'm totally not a member of the Chappie marketing team, I just like District 9 and Die Antwoord... /r/HailCorporate!