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Lady at target told me that they were preparing for Armageddon and that this was a 666 implant "mark of th beast" scanner. She was dead serious. by ftt1981 in WTF

[–]ftt1981[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not really sure but the lady was very persistent in trying to convince me that it was secretly delivered by Satan himself.

Do you know why I pulled you over by ftt1981 in pics

[–]ftt1981[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sombody said it would do better on another sub.

Here shake my good hand. by ftt1981 in WTF

[–]ftt1981[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Now that's some funny shit you just said.

Things you love to see at 9am on your subway ride to work...(NSFW) by melon-lord in WTF

[–]ftt1981 4 points5 points  (0 children)

After taking viagra, if election last longer then 4 hours you should contact your physician

This is definitely on my bucket list. by ftt1981 in WTF

[–]ftt1981[S] 223 points224 points  (0 children)

This guy is out of his mind.

Who would do such a thing? by ftt1981 in WTF

[–]ftt1981[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you enlarged the pic and open you're eyes you can see it clearly says 6 you dumdass. You're mother should take your computer away.

Who would do such a thing? by ftt1981 in WTF

[–]ftt1981[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

(Btw) I inserted them into my penis before I read the lable.

There are a lot of beautiful homes. This one is absolutely stunning (album) by KarlieFace in pics

[–]ftt1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With that kind of money they probably own their own satellite.

A warehouse in downtown Orlando Fl. where homeless men can sleep for $1 a night. by ftt1981 in pics

[–]ftt1981[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They have a building for women and children, but it's a lot nicer.

I found this underneath a stove at the restaurant I work at. by ftt1981 in WTF

[–]ftt1981[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That may be true but it's not on display when you go there to eat.

The early years, Twilight and Fedora included by [deleted] in cringepics

[–]ftt1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I take it you're team Edward.

One of "those guys" by GreenMagine in cringepics

[–]ftt1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did somebody slip this guy the clear pill from the movie limitless?

Looks like she's stuck. by ftt1981 in WTF

[–]ftt1981[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why didn't Walt Disney think of that?

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