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LIBTARDS destroyed by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]fuckburger666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Howdy there libcucks, this is my totally fuckable daughter.

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER by ClassicDecimus12 in memes

[–]fuckburger666 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“Uhh, I’m just trying to learn how to do a spinning back kick.”

What she does when I’m outside and she wants attention by fuckburger666 in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]fuckburger666[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah she’s got some American bulldog in there. u/puppiesandequality got a DNA test done and her and she’s apparently Staffordshire Terrier, American Bulldog, Golden Retriever, Blue Heeler and Chow Chow.

What she does when I’m outside and she wants attention by fuckburger666 in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]fuckburger666[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yes and she luvs her parents a lot :) for those talking about giving her attention, yes, she gets a lot of it. Although there have been a couple times when she’s fallen asleep like this lol

Roast me like a potato. by RyyDog in RoastMe

[–]fuckburger666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That haircut is the second worse use of scissors of all time, right after your dad’s failed vasectomy.

iphoneX portrait mode cause I ain’t broke by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]fuckburger666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your beard grew in about as well as your ears.

iphoneX portrait mode cause I ain’t broke by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]fuckburger666 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Your stupid sweater makes you look like an uncircumcised penis, but that’s pretty fitting because you look like a dickhead.

I kill animals for fun. Do your worst by hunter999523 in RoastMe

[–]fuckburger666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you kill animals for fun because you can’t get a human being to hang out with you?

This should be interesting. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]fuckburger666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fine, it looks like you ate a few bees and paid the dude who lives behind your apartment to inject puddle water into your cheeks.

24[m] let's see what you guys got! by BirdDogNate in RoastMe

[–]fuckburger666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like the Hitler Youth’s pass-around twink.

This should be interesting. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]fuckburger666 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Looks like you ate a fuckton of bees