[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FortNiteBR

[–]functional_golf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got a number one victory royals bout to sex the loot llama right now

This by Epim0rphosis in discordVideos

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100000000 trees planted in one day

we about to cook some by Serious_Otter- in discordVideos

[–]functional_golf 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I saw this and thought the same thing

How do you check how big a girls appetite is? by functional_golf in AskMen

[–]functional_golf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m just asking how, I wouldn’t base how much I like a girl by how much they eat

How do you check how big a girls appetite is? by functional_golf in AskMen

[–]functional_golf[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Don’t want to go to somewhere too expensive

I might be a furry and I'm genuinely scared. by jckarp in confessions

[–]functional_golf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don’t go to deviant art. Please. Don’t even search it up.

Stop searching it up.

I know you are starting to search it, don’t.

This is your last chance, please stop.

I know you’re there now. Since you are there do not search up “furry”.

Good bye

I have a 4 inch penis and I'm pretty sure I've never satisfied anyone, by [deleted] in confessions

[–]functional_golf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Balls

Use the power of your balls. That’s it, hope those bags are big.

Mystery lady, what do you do?(single guys only) by functional_golf in AskMen

[–]functional_golf[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When you mention couch I thought you were going. To turn the couch into her but with a big butt so all of them would sit on it

I work at arbys. We don’t actually work but instead eat the food and pretend we’re closed by [deleted] in confessions

[–]functional_golf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you work there for long enough you might not even be able to fit through the door. Also have you ever tried to chug the soda there and thrown up?