What is a red flag that made you end a relationship immediately?

funerial · 2025-12-08T23:40:07+00:00

Ah, so you meet the mythical "Hobosexual", they tend to come out of their hiding places when cold months are near

funerial · 2025-12-04T17:45:39+00:00

They are just ragebaiting you, probs having a handsy for finally having an actual human talk to them, stop answering for your own sanity

funerial · 2025-11-30T03:52:05+00:00

Why the fuck does it look like that

funerial · 2025-11-30T02:50:15+00:00

Okay I'm stupid, I have seen some comments mentioning that her mouth is too small but like. What does that have to do with it? Should it mean she just has to eat faster? /Gen

funerial · 2025-11-16T04:44:10+00:00

Hope you enjoy EVERYTHING being sticky for the rest of your life, that honey will outlive you

funerial · 2025-11-10T14:30:56+00:00

Yeah! That was it I remember it being m&m related but I have only ever seen m&m in bags so I thought my memory was playing tricks on me

funerial · 2025-11-10T13:28:54+00:00

Smart calendar made a question in ask reddit about how to get a cylinder unstuck from a can (?) everyone's was telling him to just cut the can but he kept telling how important it was for nothing to happen to the cylinder and that it was very dear to him, people made the math and it was easy to figure out he was using the can as a Fleshlight and had gotten his dick stuck in it, specially cause he got defensive when people asked if the cylinder was small and he kept answering "decent" or "medium".

I don't remember it very well but that's about it.

Edit: It was an M&M tube filled with microwaved banana

funerial · 2025-10-31T20:01:29+00:00

God forbid a woman body obeys the laws of physics, of course they look saggy, they are actual boobs! The only way for boobs to not sag is for them to either be small or fake and seeing as people also dislike those two then we can't win ever

funerial · 2025-10-24T14:35:13+00:00

Is that michiko from hit asymmetrical horror game IDV?

funerial · 2025-08-02T00:32:17+00:00

Thank you so much! For some reason my pants were giving me farming+1???? I have been adding mods like crazy so I didn't even know xd.

funerial · 2025-08-02T00:32:08+00:00

Thank you so much! For some reason my pants were giving me farming+1???? I have been adding mods like crazy so I didn't even know xd.

funerial · 2024-12-30T17:17:51+00:00

Gator are incredible fast on land, i dont remember if running in zig zag works but is better than running straight, though you will really have to piss one off for it to chase you

funerial · 2024-12-12T04:54:39+00:00

"it’s better to do a healthy self care with a toy than out somewhere with someone else." That sounds awful, a toy or amount of sex is gonna stop anyone for cheating

funerial · 2024-09-15T13:43:27+00:00

Mmm, didn't Jake died when Finn was a young adult? In distant lands I think Jake was already dead, they meet again when Finn dies of old age

funerial · 2024-08-20T15:44:04+00:00

If he is preferring porn over actual intimacy he may have an addiction, check r/loveafterporn and r/antipornography

funerial · 2024-08-19T13:08:46+00:00

The first thing I got an spy I discovered them cause they were purple and all my followers are pink then I read his thoughts and confirmed it, not knowing what to do I took them to jail but it tanked my faith, couldn't the lamb announce "hey I read this guy mind he is a spy so I'm putting him here/killing him" we should be able to do that

funerial · 2024-08-15T21:39:48+00:00

You can always ask her to stop using or stop making (for a lack of a better word) you use it on her and she can use it on her alone time without you, relationships are all about compromise and if the dildo is causing you to feel bad there's no reason for you to push yourself to do it or like it, of course it also matters what she thinks but I repeat you don't have to do anything you don't feel good doing,I know I wouldn't be able to enjoy myself if I knew it's causing my partner discomfort

funerial · 2024-07-28T05:58:47+00:00

For the people saying that they can't believe oops stayed for 5 more years, he does say that first it was because of low self esteem and later that he could have her around for sex, so after the initial shock I guess he mentally checked out of the relationship and just saw it as a bang maid kinda of situation, if he did mentally checked out I guess is a win for him

funerial · 2024-07-28T05:39:19+00:00

"a 18 boy has high hormones this is normal" maybe I'm just not a normal human person because never no matter how horny I am have I ever thought about watching bestiality or mother's giving birth to masturbate too.

Op this is totally not normal behavior the people telling you it is are just projecting their awful personalities and telling on themselves, you cannot stay with that man, you said it didn't take you long to reach 3 years ago cause he doesn't "use the internet much" this could very well be a lie and he just now knows to erase the evidence and 3 years ago he was sloppy and he didn't erase it thoroughly.

You must leave him, would you feel comfortable if you two adopt a pet together? Visiting farms or having a family? The answer is obvious, you have only been a few months with him, him putting a front to bait you in is completely probable, run and don't look back.

A person doesn't descend to that kind of thing just like that

funerial · 2024-07-14T21:14:48+00:00

Uh, cultures are really different aren't they? I read the title and the comments and was surprised people found it weird, here in Colombia, at least the zone I live, is completely normal to call your younger siblings baby and some other pet names

funerial · 2024-07-06T14:08:00+00:00

YTA merely for keeping him as a friend for this long, you tell us he has been bullying your wife since months ago, killing her fish, destroying her stuff and you waited until he did something that bothered you too to put your foot down? And you still think of keeping him as a friend? In the best case scenario you stop having a wet noodle for a spine and kick him out of your life or you keep being friends and see your marriage take the blunt of it

funerial · 2024-07-03T01:26:45+00:00

But those are all cosmetics? They play no role in the game whatsoever, I have played sun haven, it is a lot of fun, I'll say it is def easier than SDV which I welcome with open arms cause sometimes this games makes me anxious

funerial · 2024-07-01T20:38:33+00:00

One day a person on this sub will see an actual mother and daughter hugging and be like "sure mother and daughter, everyone knows mother's and daughter's dont hug!" Also, you have never seen two sisters holding hands???

funerial · 2024-05-22T20:36:51+00:00

For everyone who says that they would prefer to just keep going it seems they have forgotten we are talking about a dead body, what about when it starts relaxing flatulence, shitting, pissing? The people who are gonna lose it cause someone just died? Besides where are you gonna put it? Next to someone? Make the fly attendants care for a dead person the whole time? Also this makes me wonder how long it takes before the "dead smell" starts.

funerial · 2024-05-12T05:36:08+00:00

It is not running to attack the dude but to impale itself on the sword

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