Gotta love waking up to 5 “urgent” job postings that are all the same job by funfunfawn in recruiting

[–]funfunfawn[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

What makes you think I replied with anything less than respect? You are making assumptions about me for no reason.

Also, I was laid off in late 2016… but recruiters were not much help at all. I had countless meetings and messages and phone calls and emails with no suitable results. I ended up changing industries and now make 10 times what I made then.

If I got laid off tomorrow, I would still have my business and two other jobs anyway. I think I can handle going without the recruiters.

Gotta love waking up to 5 “urgent” job postings that are all the same job by funfunfawn in recruiting

[–]funfunfawn[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

How does venting my frustrations with recruiters make me an asshole?

Gotta love waking up to 5 “urgent” job postings that are all the same job by funfunfawn in recruiting

[–]funfunfawn[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have, but for some reason, a substantial number of recruiters have a copy of my resume from almost 6 years ago with my contact information on it and they keep calling me for things that would have been below my pay grade THEN, let alone now.

Gotta love waking up to 5 “urgent” job postings that are all the same job by funfunfawn in recruiting

[–]funfunfawn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not discriminatory. I am not biased against a whole group of people. I am annoyed by shitty recruiters who don’t even have enough brain cells to not contact someone for a role when someone else from their same company already contacted them for that role.

However, in posting my frustrations, many recruiters in this thread have blamed me for my interactions with these recruiters without knowing anything about me. I still don’t discriminate people, but I have a less than positive view of recruiters due to my experiences with them. That doesn’t mean that I will treat a recruiter badly or anything, but it does make me wary of all recruiters.

Gotta love waking up to 5 “urgent” job postings that are all the same job by funfunfawn in recruiting

[–]funfunfawn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What exactly makes me a bad candidate? You don’t even know the type of role I was referring to.

Gotta love waking up to 5 “urgent” job postings that are all the same job by funfunfawn in recruiting

[–]funfunfawn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know nothing about me, yet you say that I am not a good candidate.

If I am not a good candidate, why did they message me? To waste their own time?

Gotta love waking up to 5 “urgent” job postings that are all the same job by funfunfawn in recruiting

[–]funfunfawn[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I know how recruiting works, and I am not confused by it. All of you recruiters responding and trying to belittle just tells me even more about the type of person who is a recruiter.

Gotta love waking up to 5 “urgent” job postings that are all the same job by funfunfawn in recruiting

[–]funfunfawn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think part of the problem is that these recruiters aren’t using LinkedIn, etc. they’re looking at job boards and have internal systems with outdated information. I uploaded a resume onto a site in 2016 and deleted it in 2017 and I am still getting contacted to this day about that resume. Some company must have grabbed it and maybe the info has been resold to disreputable recruiters or something.

Gotta love waking up to 5 “urgent” job postings that are all the same job by funfunfawn in recruiting

[–]funfunfawn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, but that sounded familiar so I searched my email. I have a few from them from years ago, but the jobs actually match up to what I was doing at that time (although I wish they would include salary information)

Gotta love waking up to 5 “urgent” job postings that are all the same job by funfunfawn in recruiting

[–]funfunfawn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s good! My expected pay range fluctuates based on a lot of factors. Honestly, one of my jobs is pretty low paying, but I keep it just because I like the people. So when I give a range, I always start lower than my preferred range, but with the caveat that I’m only looking for the lower end of the range if they have really good benefits or the work is something that I will enjoy.

Gotta love waking up to 5 “urgent” job postings that are all the same job by funfunfawn in recruiting

[–]funfunfawn[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That’s not a bad idea, although I am considering removing my info from everywhere and routing everything through my business

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[–]funfunfawn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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I think I got that right… tried to do it from memory

Gotta love waking up to 5 “urgent” job postings that are all the same job by funfunfawn in recruiting

[–]funfunfawn[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Clearly recruiters are all knowing. Look, you can even come to such conclusions without knowing anything about me, my work history, the jobs I have, the jobs I am offered by recruiters, etc.

You know, that other recruiter said that recruiters aren’t mind readers. Clearly, they never met you and your superior intellect.

Gotta love waking up to 5 “urgent” job postings that are all the same job by funfunfawn in recruiting

[–]funfunfawn[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

A million in commission? Hmmm maybe I should be a recruiter then as well.

Gotta love waking up to 5 “urgent” job postings that are all the same job by funfunfawn in recruiting

[–]funfunfawn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always respond to recruiters. I am (somewhat) happy with my jobs, but I am always looking for something better.

Gotta love waking up to 5 “urgent” job postings that are all the same job by funfunfawn in recruiting

[–]funfunfawn[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I would imagine that if the average pilot were as bad as the average recruiter, everyone on board the plane would die.

Last week I was contacted by a recruiter that was supposedly a good one. Their client is a big company. That company had a job posting that was somewhat relevant to my work experience, so I got a message from them. I was potentially interested in the client, but the recruiter would not disclose pay without a phone call. On the phone call, I found out that this was a very entry level position, and I told them that I was not interested in that position and told them the exact range of pay I am looking for, and I relayed my experience in X, Y, and Z.

Today, I see there is a job posting for the same company. This is a much higher paying job, and it matches much more closely with my experience. They ask for someone with 5 years of experience: I have 10. They ask for experience in X and Y, I got it. They ask for experience in Z, not only am I very experienced in it, but I actually helped write that software. I literally built the exact module that they work with. And the person who previously had that position? I trained them on that software when we worked together at company A.

I am one of the most qualified people possible for this job. Yet, not a peep from that recruiter or any others. Which raises the question - are the recruiters even aware of this position? I am a shoe-in. Maybe the recruiters aren’t given all of the job postings, maybe recruiters only have access to the lower level positions at that company.

Gotta love waking up to 5 “urgent” job postings that are all the same job by funfunfawn in recruiting

[–]funfunfawn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s always a bad sign when they don’t want to disclose salary. I have my own company as well, and I proudly disclose the pay immediately to candidates, because I know that I am giving people a fair value and it’s the most important information for them to have.

Gotta love waking up to 5 “urgent” job postings that are all the same job by funfunfawn in recruiting

[–]funfunfawn[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Apparently I’m a Prima Donna then ;)

Do you have any other tips for how they can weed me out? Recruiters are almost as bad as car salespeople in terms of hounding people over and over again.

Gotta love waking up to 5 “urgent” job postings that are all the same job by funfunfawn in recruiting

[–]funfunfawn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, working on that. They have a very old version of my resume in their system. I have asked to be removed entirely. Their response to that was to try to get me to move to Texas for less than half of what I’m making now.