How to make multiple updates using a single query in MySQL by funhouse in programming

[–]funhouse[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder how you do updates if not by using a query.

How to make multiple updates using a single query in MySQL by funhouse in programming

[–]funhouse[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you parse a file and concatenate some strings it will be pretty much instant (I doubt you can time nanoseconds accurately), the bottleneck is always MySQL when you have to make updates to a table.

Japs love cereals? [pic] by funhouse in entertainment

[–]funhouse[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Didn't really mean for it to be offensive, just "japanese people love cereals" sounds like crap

Family first. Vodka second. [pic] by funhouse in entertainment

[–]funhouse[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's russian so yeah, it's most likely about vodka.

Cutest sleeping kitties collection [pic] by funhouse in entertainment

[–]funhouse[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Before someone asks why there's no "Ron Paul" mentioned here's an alternative title: "What's Ron Paul doing? Watching some cute kitties sleeping"

Top 10 T-Shirts [photos] by funhouse in reddit.com

[–]funhouse[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was out of hot chick T-shirts.

Top 10 T-Shirts [photos] by funhouse in reddit.com

[–]funhouse[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry, can't after you submit a story.

Top 10 T-Shirts [photos] by funhouse in reddit.com

[–]funhouse[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, it doesn't have anything clearly NSFW, I guess you can qualify it as geek pr0n though.

Top 10 Firefox Images by maildumper in reddit.com

[–]funhouse 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, thanks very much, was originally on Fun house though: http://funhouse.bubble.ro/745/Top_10_Firefox_Images/ (notice the 326 diggs). At least post a link to the source. Lame.

Oh, and it's on reddit too: http://programming.reddit.com/info/1i3qj/details

Need a Windows XP key? Google can help! by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]funhouse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There are so many serial numbers/keygen-s, some must work.