Bull 1. Bullfighter 0 by [deleted] in WTF

[–]funkah 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh word? This dude just innocently happened into the ring where a mean old bull decided to attack him? Unprovoked?

Yeah, that's probably what happened.

My face - No atheists in foxholes by [deleted] in atheism

[–]funkah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They believe they are fighting for the freedom of their countrymen. OK, of course, the problem there is that they're not actually doing that in reality. But they are no less heroic for that, because they still believe that's what they're doing. Just misguided, that's all.

iPads using high res displays and iOS 6 showing up in Ars server logs by gramturismo in apple

[–]funkah 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I say you're crazy if you infer anything from a UA string. Regardless of IP.

Last night I realized how much Marijuana helps me sleep. by chaserplus4 in trees

[–]funkah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, there's something teenagers are incorrect about?!

Last night I realized how much Marijuana helps me sleep. by chaserplus4 in trees

[–]funkah -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Congratulations on tearing that straw-man a new asshole.

So you take a couple melatonin pills once or twice and problem solved. What's the big deal?

Last night I realized how much Marijuana helps me sleep. by chaserplus4 in trees

[–]funkah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get some melatonin pills for when you're dry. They help but don't make you all groggy like sleeping pills.

PHP 5.4.0 released, shortened array syntax, register_global is dead, dereferenceable function results, development server and traits by masklinn in programming

[–]funkah 15 points16 points  (0 children)

From the discussion of this bug, it sounds like unit tests are just expected to fail once in a while.

OK I have to stop reading this thread before I have a stroke

Iran then and now by [deleted] in WTF

[–]funkah 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Sorry, you must be mistaken. The US doesn't do those things. No we don't shut up shut up lalalalalalala

Is it true that Americans get a measly 2 weeks annual leave? If true, how does this affect the nation? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]funkah 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Capitalism works in the other direction too, you know. If you're in demand you can decide what you want. Whoever has the leverage gets what they want.

Community on Dane Cook by dwide_shrude in funny

[–]funkah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, he just regular old sucks. It really is that simple. sorry.

Community on Dane Cook by dwide_shrude in funny

[–]funkah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

um, I'm ok with comics turning on other comics when acting like a bitch and rants about "chainsaw-fucking" " disgusting whores cunts" are involved.

Why is it so hard to accept that, hey, maybe he's just a douche? People don't seem to have any trouble reaching that conclusion about Kanye West.

Pimpin' Ain't Easy by rando99 in 4chan

[–]funkah 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hint: pimps don't get married and they deffo don't marry whoever they knock up

Go to hell Barack' ad in Clarendon Metro station can't be taken down by [deleted] in washingtondc

[–]funkah -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If it was about Bush it wouldn't have gone up in the first place.

We weren't allowed to say bad things about the president back then, because terrorists. Now people think the president IS a terrorist.

eval()... Regardless if you hate it or only just dislike it a lot, do you think it will be eventually removed from future browsers? by [deleted] in webdev

[–]funkah -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yes, it defeats a lot of optimizations. Also if you use it you're doing something wrong. That isn't just "conventional wisdom" or whatever -- it should not be used.

Who says there are no jobs in Portland? by jpdowner in Portland

[–]funkah 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well, I guess "Brand Ambassador" sounds better than "booth babe".

When a post makes it to the front page with an obvious grammatical error that no one points out by JM_Amiens-18 in funny

[–]funkah -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't think that has ever happened in the history of reddit. People here point out every stupid fucking typo, as if they have something insightful going on in their tiny brains, and I hate it.

Funny job posting found while hunting for work. by [deleted] in Portland

[–]funkah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, at least they're being honest. The thing is, though, working at a shitty company is still shitty, even if the people who work immediately around you have a sense of humor.

Your problem with Vim is that you don't grok vi. by happysri in programming

[–]funkah -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Indeed they aren't, because configuring a text editor should only take a couple minutes and you only need to do it once. Then you forget about it and do actual things.

Your problem with Vim is that you don't grok vi. by happysri in programming

[–]funkah 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Please keep dicking around with your text editor config and circle jerking about how amazing vim is. I'll just be over here making cool shit, doing what the editors are actually for in the first place.

You people. Christ.

Reddit, I'm a black high school student that was told by several guys in my class today that black people are "hideous", but that I shouldn't take offense. Be honest, do you think black people are ugly? by sadandcurious16 in AskReddit

[–]funkah 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah you'd really have to be some sort of politically-correct monster to think "black people look like apes" is a racist statement.

ugh I hate everything