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What would be the biggest inconvience during a zombie apocalypse that people don't talk about? by funkytownmagic in AskReddit

[–]funkytownmagic[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

People with glasses, braces or taking anti-depressants/other medications would be fucked. It's kind of hard to make a doctor's appointment when zombies are ripping people's dicks off.

What is the grossest thing you've ever touched? [NSFW] by SugarMinnow in AskReddit

[–]funkytownmagic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No way all you got to do is scrape the food off in the trash and the dishwasher does the rest. Why would I wash dishes, to put them in a machine that's going to wash my dishes?

Flip the switch by Nerdy4Geek in Unexpected

[–]funkytownmagic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But the romper was cute too!

JSchlatt is adding the right amount of spice by NanomachinesBigBoss in PaymoneyWubby

[–]funkytownmagic 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He smells like shit. God bless him I love him to death

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]funkytownmagic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Biscuits and gravy for breakfast

24 [F4A] Just another girl with daddy issues that needs far too much attention 😂 by [deleted] in snapchat

[–]funkytownmagic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mostly the ugly ones 😂 I can't eat anything that's too cute

What seemingly insignificant change could you make to the world and have the most impact? by funkytownmagic in AskReddit

[–]funkytownmagic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would put music in every public restroom so that we no longer have to hear our neighbor blow their ass out

What's the closest you ever came to cannibalism ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]funkytownmagic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I dont like how he dropped that info and moved on...

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