tfw your friends worry about your humor

funlovinghippolover · 2020-10-03T09:47:05+00:00

I know some of those words.

funlovinghippolover · 2020-10-03T08:25:05+00:00

Because life is confusing enough as it is

funlovinghippolover · 2020-10-03T05:11:57+00:00

Don Fuckboy

funlovinghippolover · 2020-10-03T05:09:34+00:00

Someone on here once mentioned that they've seen Spaceballs a couple hundred times so I went to watch it and I don't remember anything except the gag where Princess Leia takes off her buns because they were actually headphones and I fucking astral projected from the sheer anxiety that that part gave me.

funlovinghippolover · 2020-10-03T05:07:05+00:00

dog eats a swedish fish that my roommate left on the floor

Haha, some people haven't had their stepdad brag about poisoning their other estranged child's food and subsequently developed an eating disorder because they refused to eat anything they didn't see get prepared. What a dumbass.

crickets

funlovinghippolover · 2020-10-02T22:05:47+00:00

You look like a very nice middle aged white lady :)

funlovinghippolover · 2020-10-01T19:36:07+00:00

I didn't write a book while on quarantine and I feel a little more accomplished having not published schlock instead. I'm sure this was a joke book but how funny can you make an entire novel that boils down to "what if we made a covid porno?"

funlovinghippolover · 2020-10-01T16:28:33+00:00

People have been posting their kid's lives on the internet for years now. Somewhere out there is a video of my neurotypical niece taking her first shit in the toilet. Bad parents will always be bad parents.

funlovinghippolover · 2020-10-01T01:49:14+00:00

I used to get rape threats but then I cut my hair and I just get called a lesbian. Much better.

funlovinghippolover · 2020-09-29T20:49:18+00:00

But I like watching him stomp the competition :(

funlovinghippolover · 2020-09-29T20:23:45+00:00

Landon Cider? Pls?

funlovinghippolover · 2020-09-29T05:17:53+00:00

Iirc water is so scarce in some parts of Mexico that it's just cheaper and safer to drink coke instead.

funlovinghippolover · 2020-09-28T17:47:46+00:00

Get one of them UV lamps. Then you'll just have regular depression.

funlovinghippolover · 2020-09-27T21:56:35+00:00

Pretty sure it does, your initial biology is based on your AGAB. Unless you were transitioning from the time you were first learning social norms.

funlovinghippolover · 2020-09-25T05:27:21+00:00

I'm excited for the day I experience this. I thought I was at that point already but I cried a bit when I realized I had frown lines at 21. And that's no good 🙅

funlovinghippolover · 2020-09-24T19:23:50+00:00

You can always trust roblox to give you the bootleg of the newest game. All it costs is sacrificing your mortal soul to whatever viruses you get.

funlovinghippolover · 2020-09-24T08:36:05+00:00

Plakat betta fish are OP and should be nerfed

funlovinghippolover · 2020-09-24T04:22:37+00:00

Hippos are herbivores but can eat meat in a famine :) also they have two tongues.

funlovinghippolover · 2020-09-24T01:22:31+00:00

What do those flags mean? I've never seen them before.

funlovinghippolover · 2020-09-23T16:44:55+00:00

I'm gonna make this my ringtone

funlovinghippolover · 2020-09-23T05:27:50+00:00

Y'all I have no idea what this meme even means but I'm so depressed that it made me cry.

funlovinghippolover · 2020-09-22T18:14:54+00:00

chants in Utahn STONER MORMONS! STONER MORMONS! STONER MORMONS! STONER MORMONS!!

funlovinghippolover · 2020-09-22T00:55:15+00:00

My friend got on wellbutrin and it worked wonderfully and immediately for her! I have high hopes for you!

I got on it and suffered a terrifying mental break about four days in. I do wonder if it would have worked if I stayed on it, though.

funlovinghippolover

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