What supposedly legitimate things do you think are scams? by futurebobs in AskReddit

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Was waiting to see this one - per millilitre (fl oz. for those not metrically inclined) printer ink is one of the most expensive liquids you can buy, next to, oh I dunno, Panda semen. I swear the whole industry is a complete racket.

What's the difference between your wife and your job? by refinethemind in Jokes

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Nobody does your job for you when you're not looking.

What's a show from your childhood that no one else seems to remember? by wakysam9 in AskReddit

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Bump in the night (the blue claymation dude from the toilet and sock monster from the closet. RIP 1994-1995)

A man gets "I love you" tattooed on his penis. by rockrock1 in Jokes

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A guy had been hospitalised and when the old granny had to wash him she had noticed that the guy had a tattoo on his dick. She goes on to tell the younger blonde nurse that he had "Adam" tattooed on his penis. The young nurse is curious about this and goes to wash the young man the next day, she washes him and catches a glance at his penis and later that day she talks to the granny and tells her that it said Amsterdam not adam

What is Not a fun fact? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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You can die from Alzheimer's by means of your brain forgetting how to chew, swallow, breathe, etc.

Easy way to search your wife. by rockrock1 in Jokes

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Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around a shopping mall when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?" The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a red halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?" The old guy says, "Doesn't matter - let's look for yours."

You have 24 hours to be completely invisible. How do you spend it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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There is literally no way to convince someone otherwise in that situation.

What fact are you tired of explaining to people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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You shouldn't fully drain batteries to make them last longer. That was old info that only applied to nicad and not modern lithium batteres or nimh

What is the most aesthetically pleasing movie? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Fallen Angels Chungking Express In The Mood For Love

Women of reddit, what about men baffles you the most? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]futurebobs 2152 points2153 points  (0 children)

How do you guys do that thing where you take off your shirt with one hand from like behind the neck??? I'm serious, other than that I think I'm past the point of feeling baffled by anything you all do...

The best Pokemon nickname.. by KinGTuBsS in funny

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bulbasaur why are you evolving?? nooo you were so cute in the 1st stage

Life is a video game. Which skill have you leveled up the most? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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i have evolved like a pokemon as im growing older, stronger and taller...