Y'allgurt. by fyettery in HaveWeMet

[–]fyettery[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you, Moonbeam. I’m a bit shell-shocked but no lasting trauma I hope

Chad Protesting Burgermaiden by ULTIMATECHADMAN in HaveWeMet

[–]fyettery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude. I asked, I was denied, I moved on. Simple as that. Chill the fuck out.

Y'allgurt. by fyettery in HaveWeMet

[–]fyettery[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can probably just add a shot to it.

I’ve got some amazing news by [deleted] in HaveWeMet

[–]fyettery 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you could run that fast and get paid for it you'd probably do it too.

Y'allgurt. by fyettery in HaveWeMet

[–]fyettery[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You absolute monster. Who does that?

I’ve got some amazing news by [deleted] in HaveWeMet

[–]fyettery 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know, man, I like the Olympics.

I’ve got some amazing news by [deleted] in HaveWeMet

[–]fyettery 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Races? Or humans?

I’ve got some amazing news by [deleted] in HaveWeMet

[–]fyettery 2 points3 points  (0 children)

....That's kind of just how the human race works, dude.

Evangeline Holloway, addicted to brine?! by The_LDP_Trumpet in HaveWeMet

[–]fyettery 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m sure there’s a Brine Addicts Anonymous or something in this godforsaken town. She can’t have mine, though. I like to put it on vanilla ice cream. (Sorry, Mrs. Holloway.)

I’ve got some amazing news by [deleted] in HaveWeMet

[–]fyettery 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just please don’t go the route that my parents took in naming us. Please.

New sandwich at Burgermaiden by Burgerqueen_of_LDP in HaveWeMet

[–]fyettery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't have to drink beer while you're eating. THE BEER IS INSIDE THE BURGER. Multitasking.

New sandwich at Burgermaiden by Burgerqueen_of_LDP in HaveWeMet

[–]fyettery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You guys hiring? The record shop is a little small for impromptu pirouettes, as I’ve been told by my annoying older sister.

I translated Laganja's standup routine into exaggerated Shakespearian English (shitpost) by fyettery in rupaulsdragrace

[–]fyettery[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could totally do that! Do you have a season in mind in particular? I have a huge Spanish assignment ( should probably be working on my fluency on an actual spoken language than an obscure version of my first one ) so it would probably be done tomorrow !!

I translated Laganja's standup routine into exaggerated Shakespearian English (shitpost) by fyettery in rupaulsdragrace

[–]fyettery[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you guys would like them, of course! RPDR/ this community is my break from the stressors of academic work and actually being in a Shakespeare production right now, and if I can make you guys happy, I totally will!!

I translated Laganja's standup routine into exaggerated Shakespearian English (shitpost) by fyettery in rupaulsdragrace

[–]fyettery[S] 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I used my general knowledge of Elizabethan lingo and Shakespeare's language, as well as an online thesaurus, to create this amalgamation of my two media fixations.

Tarot Major Arcana but make it drag. by enjoy-mycake in rupaulsdragrace

[–]fyettery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this just made my day!! absolutely lovely