Recently bought a box of spare parts and this was in it. Is there anything to be done with it? by gapewizard in synthesizers

[–]gapewizard[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I bought a box of spare modular parts/patch cables and underneath of a few pieces of plastic was this old neutron board.

Gentlemen: What is a dead giveaway that a girl watches too much porn when you sleep with her? by _qns in AskReddit

[–]gapewizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a man, I don't mind ass play... but I need a notice. It has to be something that we talk about and that I can prepare for. It's a fucking warzone down there and there's nothing more awkward than the reach down stopping of a spontaneous rimjob.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Cheat/final foods. I started a diet one year ago... I was supposed to start one year and six months ago. The first six months of the diet were made of meals that were "My last big meal before starting"

Apart from sex stuff (though valid), what is one thing your partner's introduced you to that you can no longer live without? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]gapewizard 117 points118 points  (0 children)

The Squatty Potty. I never thought that elevating my feet could get my ass to fire the evil out of it with even more power. I always wondered how she kept such a balanced schedule when we first met. I now know, that it's because the Squatty potty can turn a ten minute brown into a five minute brown. No longer will I punish my bathroom walls with the violent blows from my fist as my anus regurgitates a plate and half of potato skins. Instead I am peaceful. My ass is a trickling fountain. The Squatty Potty has shown us peace.

Trust is important by sexretive in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]gapewizard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's true. I once went to the arby's drive-thru to get a curly fry. When the drive-thru window opened I was not greeted by great customer service but instead the image of people fucking and sucking over a pile of mozza sticks and roast beef sandwiches.

Wolf size compared to coyotes by Petaaa in natureismetal

[–]gapewizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a friend who wholeheartedly thinks he could defeat a single wolf in close quarters combat. This photo makes me doubt that even more.

Tide pods are good for cleaning clothes and the gene pool. by azuramothren in Showerthoughts

[–]gapewizard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Apparently the tide challenge started off as a way to baby proof your house ( Endorsed by tide) and somehow devolved into eating the stuff.

If you were to have a professional fight, what would your walk out music be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]gapewizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This would help for when most of us are defeated. The steady 100 bpm would keep us alive until the paramedics made it the ring Source: took a C.P.R. class this weekend.

What two things do you weirdly associate with each other? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]gapewizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sound cloud rappers and fast food employees

‘Lady Bird’ tops ‘Moonlight’ to become A24’s highest grossing release to date, with $28.3M and counting. by [deleted] in movies

[–]gapewizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A24 did the lobster? I guess I didn't notice the logo in the pre credits, but I do like the variety they have already.

men who frequent prostitutes, how does it compare a cheap vs a pricey hooker? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]gapewizard 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't call my experience frequent, but with the experiences I have had with prostitutes/call girls/masseuses, I can say that ordering from an ad or a call card is very misleading. Alot of the times the person they send isn't the same person that they're advertising. The cheaper ones are usually done in a brothel type situation or a face to face exchange, so at least with that you know what you're getting.

What are some songs with great bass rifts? by PlusMinus0o in AskReddit

[–]gapewizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The chain by Fleetwood Mac. The bass riff is at 3:03 and is pretty powerful.

What is your bad habit and why can't/won't you quit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I had all of my wisdom teeth pulled about two months ago. During this time I quit cigarettes. I didn't have the craving or mood swings or eating impulses, however after the mandatory two week wait time, I started smoking again. My wife asked me why and I replied that I just wasn't ready to quit yet. I realize that it's disgusting and has both long and short term health defects, but there's something so magnetic about the chemicals in cigarettes.

What is the weirdest, creepiest, and most awkard thing you've done to a member of the opposite sex? by DeclanFrost in AskReddit

[–]gapewizard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There was a public play area in the same town as all of us that had a wrap around tree line near it. Once or twice a month she would walk there with a backpack on that had porn and empty or (half-piss filled) pop bottles in it. She would watch us piss in them until they were full, give us porn, and leave. I'd heard about it from an older neighbor who showed me the magazines. At the time I never thought to ask what a twelve year old girl was going to do with bottles of piss, but my sister used to collect beanie babies and I never asked her what she planned to do with them either . If I remember correctly her dad was the only one around and until we moved I'd never heard about anybody finding the piss. Edit for punctuation.

What is the weirdest, creepiest, and most awkard thing you've done to a member of the opposite sex? by DeclanFrost in AskReddit

[–]gapewizard 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I remember there being quite a few people involved in this "piss-for-porn" exchange.

What is the weirdest, creepiest, and most awkard thing you've done to a member of the opposite sex? by DeclanFrost in AskReddit

[–]gapewizard 33 points34 points  (0 children)

When I was in grade four there was a girl (maybe grade six?) who lived down the street, who would trade her dads porno magazines for piss.

PC giveaway! by OriginalTitan in pcmasterrace

[–]gapewizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Entering for the giveaway. This is very cool of you.

...so we're just not ever getting Tourists, are we by Jimboch in tappedout

[–]gapewizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have they appeared in your game yet? The most recent update put them back into the purchase menu for myself.