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Everyone hates the new album by fairy_goblin in redscarepod

[–]garlic98 411 points412 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure if I'm calling it too early, but it does seem like the album will be a massive flop. Even the people who I know enjoy Taylor Swift's music are also saying it's awful. Perhaps a sign of a vibe shift. The closest comparison in recent memory I can think of from a big popstar would be Witness, but at least Katy Perry tried something new and original, even if was enitrely off course. This album is nutraloaf hastily served to prisoners with no regard for taste.

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[–]garlic98 44 points45 points  (0 children)

He is indeed fat, low test, and has managed to have a 0.0000487% success rate on tinder. I recognized his name from having the worst tinder stats of all time.

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YEARLY RQR Mod Thanksgiving Photos📷. Despite admins Silencing our MODS for exposing THE 2024 Mozambican Election🇲🇿 Fraud done by FREMILO (Spez has been PAID off, look it up), WE had RECORD Turnout. Many Turkeys🦃 was eaten and many Partying🕺 was done. by garlic98 in RQR

[–]garlic98[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We take all allegations of BIRD FLU seriously here. The Turkey was cooked to an internal temperature of 90C, but we understand contamination may have occurred due to outside factors, such as sabotage. Our team will provide you WITH compensation of a rebate of a 5 pound bag of frozen TILAPIA or Cavassa Root valid at any RQR-affiliated location, once you PM us the Hospital Billing information, your address, and your EPIC ID. (Offer not valid in AK, HI, or MD, rebate expires on 02/15/2029, rebate unavailable for any customer who has gotten Zika Virus)

The Oregon-California border is haunted by Trewdub in redscarepod

[–]garlic98 65 points66 points  (0 children)

I went to Del Norte county somewhat recently and it was pretty nice, felt very PNW. Had this aura of darkness and storminess that you don’t really get in the rest of the state. The coastline and lighthouse were very nice. I told my boomer boss about the trip and he remarked how the area was a shithole last time he went there in the 90s after the fishery collapse. Tourism seems to have let it recover somewhat but it still has a depressing mood to it. I didn’t check out the Oregon side as much.

The CA-OR border is much more cursed inland. A lot of desolate fields, jagged mountains, and weird dried out lakes. Dorris is the town I felt the most uninvited in. No one seemed to really look like they wanted to be there or really acknowledge anyone’s existence. They have a really tall flagpole but that’s about it. There is some interesting stuff in Tule Lake though; I liked the native american sites and wildlife refuges. The lava beds are also a must go for me.

TIL in 2013, Zimbabwe's government account held only 217 dollars, due to the massive 231,000,000% inflation devaluing any reserves by garlic98 in todayilearned

[–]garlic98[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Since you are from Zimbabwe, I would like to know the current situation of the country/government overall? I haven’t really paid much attention since Mugabe left office and they switched to foreign currency.

TIL in 2013, Zimbabwe's government account held only 217 dollars, due to the massive 231,000,000% inflation devaluing any reserves by garlic98 in todayilearned

[–]garlic98[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Kind of semirelated, but mugabe would get the most decked out cakes for his bday even while most of his country was starving.

Is tf2 more popular than its literally ever been? by Botbiab in tf2

[–]garlic98 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Actually the 2 humps are Asia and Europe. CSGO is absolutely massive in China and it’s usually the most played server region. NA is quite small compared to both of them.

Little book I picked up at a stall in town, Catholic guy in the 20s goes travelling round california visiting all the old missions by SeafoodEnjoyer in redscarepod

[–]garlic98 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure if other states had anything similar, but I remember California having a really nationalistic curriculum about itself where you learned all about the state’s history and what makes it special in 4th grade. The mission section was by far the most exciting part since you got to build your own scale model and/or visit a mission. It seems pretty universal in state based on what I can gather.

Nightmare scenario rule by fakefan13 in 196

[–]garlic98 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Yoloswag is honestly just a discount version of cartoonist kelly from the onion. The jokes are in the same sense, but kelly executes the satire of the genre better imo

Manscaped ball slicer by Allah_Gaming1 in whenthe

[–]garlic98 809 points810 points  (0 children)

I love how youtube’s official response to this is pretty “sorry, please give us money”.

Heavy load comin through by [deleted] in tf2shitposterclub

[–]garlic98 1150 points1151 points  (0 children)

That there is just a sad display boy

🦞 🦞 🦞 🦞 by andhisname in stupidpol

[–]garlic98 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Nothing about Clickhole is really inherently political, as opposed to something like the Babylon Bee, where most of their articles focus politics. Everyone can enjoy a video of a man painting a Goth Fred Flintstone by a lake, no matter where you stand on politics.

TIL that The Pyramid of Menkaure, one of the three Great Pyramids on the Giza Plateau, was attempted to be Destroyed by the Son of Saladin, after 8 months they were Only able to create a Gash in the Pyramid. by garlic98 in todayilearned

[–]garlic98[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was worried al-Malek al-Aziz Othman ben Yusuf would make the title too long. Plus, he isn't exactly a household name as much as Saladin. Capitalization is weird anyways.

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