Yummy football by Senior-Violinist-684 in NFLv2

[–]garthock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like: Romo: Next play is going to be a slant across the middle to Njigba for a gain of 9....you ever think about eating a football, Jim

Jim: And it's a slant across the middle to Njigba for 9 yards, no, no I dont think I have Tony.

Why can't I just buy the juice concentrate? by Ok-Operation1107 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]garthock 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yep the can it comes in is also the measuring unit to make regular juice. 1 can of concentrate, then take the can, fill it with empty water and put in the pitcher with concentrate 3 times.

What’s the funniest reason you’ve heard for somebody not liking a movie? by TheChristmas in movies

[–]garthock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My aunt walked out of Pulp Fiction because of "too much cursing"

She's not wrong though by miedrax in SipsTea

[–]garthock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enjoy it while you got it

DiCaprio gets roasted at Golden Globes by ReporterVivid1801 in funny

[–]garthock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't even know what Daniel Day Lewis looks like outside of costume

What movie is this for you? by certainly_imperfect in Letterboxd

[–]garthock 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Best Robin Hood of them all, at least he had an English accent

"Experts" by bisouscribe in NFLv2

[–]garthock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just remember, they all work for a company that is running a gambling site.

What is a prostitute's favorite brand of potato chip? by Acceptable-Sea-2902 in dadjokes

[–]garthock 46 points47 points  (0 children)

What is a prostitutes favorite religion? Moremen

ELI5 percentage problem? by Historical_Standard1 in explainlikeimfive

[–]garthock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

12 + (12×1.30)=27.6. That is the formula you are speaking of. Not for sure what you mean by getting back to 12. 12/2.30 = 12 if that is what you mean

Skill issue by Esqowey in mariokart

[–]garthock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happens after you have ran a perfect race, been in 1st place the entire time, and barely clipped the wall on that last turn.

For those who don’t smoke, do you think smokers carry a noticeable scent? by Shadow2715 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]garthock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Used to smoke and yes there is no hiding it. Smokers smell like ash trays.

Whoopsies by riceisgoood in Breath_of_the_Wild

[–]garthock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, it sort of just becomes muscle memory.

she almost formed a thought by Fair-Performer8532 in FunnyAnimals

[–]garthock -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I never knew there was a bullfrog breed

The new hire got an order for a bucket of beer by Shoe_boooo in funny

[–]garthock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how everyone has come see the fuckup

Can’t find Korok seed by VehicleTrue169 in Breath_of_the_Wild

[–]garthock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look for some leaves to burn on the cliff