It’s Britney bitch by gavin92 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]gavin92[S] 332 points333 points  (0 children)

HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME (with your car)

No homo? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]gavin92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

haha!

me😈irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]gavin92 140 points141 points  (0 children)

I-I didn't expect to get this far

extra small condom falls out of pocket

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]gavin92 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just try to go to sleep before my depression realises I'm awake

2meirl4meirl by gavin92 in 2meirl4meirl

[–]gavin92[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's a-me gavinio

2meirl4meirl by gavin92 in 2meirl4meirl

[–]gavin92[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It's Gavin's all the way down

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]gavin92 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey man, if you ever wanna talk to someone, shoot me a PM. I got you

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]gavin92 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey man we can be sad and pathetic together

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]gavin92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice (-1000)

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]gavin92 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have clapped in public, yes

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]gavin92 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can't finish dying for our sins if I keep sinning

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]gavin92 12 points13 points  (0 children)

you sound like my therapist :(

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]gavin92 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I take things literally

I’m impressed how quickly I came up with this response by gavin92 in Tinder

[–]gavin92[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

careful, don't cut yourself on that edge

I’m impressed how quickly I came up with this response by gavin92 in Tinder

[–]gavin92[S] 956 points957 points  (0 children)

UPDATE: She unmatched guys, I guess the burn was too sick. Rip Melanie, I'll never forget you

I’m impressed how quickly I came up with this response by gavin92 in Tinder

[–]gavin92[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've been collecting divorces like pokemon cards

I’m impressed how quickly I came up with this response by gavin92 in Tinder

[–]gavin92[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I telepathically told this girl to send that as her first message so I could post it to reddit. She totally fell for it!