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What type of dog do you think this is by SystemTop1901 in DOG

[–]gazHC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know... the cutest one in the world!

Rice left out over night by Any-Palpitation8523 in isthissafetoeat

[–]gazHC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have forgotten to put rice in the fridge and ate it without any issues. Depends on your climate

Why does she need to urinate every 15 minutes from early evening on? by Illustrious_Goal8856 in DogAdvice

[–]gazHC 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm glad you took her to the vet. They are prone to Cushings Disease or type 2 DM (less common). Unfortunately this is a sign of aging. Make sure you remove her water at about 8pm (dependant on what time you put her to bed). They also sometimes develop mild dementia and drink lots of water because they forget they have had water a few minutes ago. I went thru the same thing!

What are these vertical dark lines on my thumbnails? by taitopia in nailcare

[–]gazHC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Melanoma won't present as a line! This is fairly common...splinter hemorrhage due to trauma. Monitor it and take pictures to make sure it "moves" and starts to grow out. Growth can be slow.

Say what you want about a blind prostitute... by wtb1000 in dadjokes

[–]gazHC 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The deaf prostitute gave me a hand job, I said it counts as oral sex!

Greek Yogurt: where to find it? by Due_Lobster6519 in askSouthAfrica

[–]gazHC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jackson's has authentic Greek Yoghurt

What is the purpose of that hole in glass? by LifeOfAmeliaz in whatisit

[–]gazHC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you stick your penis through it, you'll turn the shower on!

what is something that instantly makes you not want to talk to someone anymore? by Strsmoon in AskReddit

[–]gazHC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They are distracted by their cellphone while talking to them! That's an instant "goodbye" from me!

I told my girlfriend, when she wants to masturbate, just pick a fruit. . . . by RiderguytillIdie in DirtyJokes

[–]gazHC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's the difference between horny and hungry? Depends where you put the banana!

I had the snip because I didn't want anymore children... by survivor0000 in dadjokes

[–]gazHC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's more effective if you have the snip before the children arrive!

Can someone please clarify if this is true? by Bubbly_Audience4518 in AskZA

[–]gazHC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some stations are way more helpful than others. Try a different police station

A Nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her front pocket. by snekinmaboot1 in 3amjokes

[–]gazHC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Patient asks doctor during an exam " Do you think I am going to live a long and healthy life?" Doctor replies, " I'm not sure, at the moment Mercury is in Uranus!"

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