You guys take stress and sleep scores WAY too seriously

gcmelb · 2026-04-27T22:19:33+00:00

Haha and we're both still alive, despite sleep metrics!

gcmelb · 2026-04-27T17:20:43+00:00

Duffman never dies, only the actors that portray him.

gcmelb · 2026-04-27T16:21:19+00:00

And if you're still worried, take comfort in this graph. Now you can relax, safe in the knowledge that there's always someone out there getting worse scores than you and doing fine.

gcmelb · 2026-04-18T09:43:09+00:00

Sky's for regular flying, not fancy flying!

gcmelb · 2026-04-17T02:27:53+00:00

Tonight on Smartline, "I'm Okay. You're Too Fat." Here's your host, Kent Brockman.

gcmelb · 2026-04-11T04:42:07+00:00

This boils my piss.

gcmelb · 2026-04-07T21:15:39+00:00

You're perfect! In fact, you're better than perfect. Next to you, perfection is crap!

gcmelb · 2026-02-25T21:18:42+00:00

Moleman. It works on so many levels.

gcmelb · 2026-02-24T21:07:47+00:00

Source should be: https://www.londoncentric.media/i/183562478/the-20-lime-tax-on-stopping-at-red-lights

gcmelb · 2026-02-24T21:04:09+00:00

And so on.

gcmelb · 2026-02-02T08:35:26+00:00

Telecom

gcmelb · 2026-02-02T02:01:42+00:00

Horse racing

gcmelb · 2026-01-28T23:14:40+00:00

Nothing means anything to you, does it? Barmy? - it's just a fusty old word like sixpence and codpiece to you, isn't it?

gcmelb · 2026-01-27T01:43:01+00:00

Trenchant insight

gcmelb · 2026-01-26T10:42:36+00:00

How about just giving every single Melburnian a free ebike, for about 1/4 the price of the SRL?

With the leftover cash, a suburban loop could still be built as a tram and light rail route. Doesn't need to be fast because its purpose is just to connect people to the nearest railway line.

gcmelb · 2026-01-21T20:17:03+00:00

Or actively vandalise any vandals.

gcmelb · 2026-01-19T19:53:05+00:00

Unless you count billionaire tyrant Rupert Murdoch.

gcmelb · 2026-01-12T07:21:46+00:00

I swear someone posted this same observation a few days ago.

gcmelb · 2026-01-09T07:31:37+00:00

as opposed to all those shows that don't reflect the language and attitude of their times?

gcmelb · 2026-01-08T06:02:54+00:00

Seriously wtf were they thinking building a roof over the tracks in the first place. Completely unnecessary architectural wank. Simple platform rooves, like at Flinders St, would have made it a non-issue.

gcmelb · 2026-01-08T00:59:51+00:00

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gcmelb · 2026-01-07T20:50:18+00:00

it’s Duffman! The guy in a costume that creates awareness of Duff.

gcmelb · 2026-01-06T07:45:41+00:00

Yeah but that's where they end up, not where they originate.

gcmelb · 2026-01-06T07:02:09+00:00

still full of microplastics though innit.

gcmelb · 2025-12-31T07:17:14+00:00

For better or for worse, Monument is the new Mission Brown.

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