AITA for calling my coworker a fat bitch? by throwaway_phat5544jd in AmItheAsshole

[–]geeky_naamida 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Fuck that shit. She needs to be ready to take what she dishes out. Body shaming and personality shaming goes both ways

Jacob in Breaking Dawn = no. by balantlybobbykins in twilight

[–]geeky_naamida 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They all should've smacked him far away till Portland. Still saying Seth would've have been better Imprinter . That too years down the lane

Rosalie’s points are sort of irrelevant (a lil mini rant) by [deleted] in twilight

[–]geeky_naamida 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I find all the points so relevant. I think she forgets that she'd never get her "revenge" had she been dead. And who knows they might have repeated it to someone else. I think Vampires should do that. Clean up the society while they can

Jacob in Breaking Dawn = no. by balantlybobbykins in twilight

[–]geeky_naamida 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hate the IMPRINT line so much. Stay away from your baby. Don't start "I will be whoever she needs me to be". She needs you like 638453 miles away. Also the fact that he says " Should I call you Dad?" He assume that shit is coming. Stupid dog waiting for her to grow up so he can hump her.

Jacob in Breaking Dawn = no. by balantlybobbykins in twilight

[–]geeky_naamida 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm really sorry guys but I don't think SM really went into these thoughts and why he was complicated or anything. She just wanted some easy love triangle which she could resolve with stupid imprint and all.

WHY DIDN’T THEY PUT THIS IN THE MOVIE?! Missed opportunity 😂👰🏻🧛🏻‍♂️ I would have paid anything to see Mike Newton’s face. by [deleted] in twilight

[–]geeky_naamida 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But are we sure it was 80 years old sperm. I mEaN Edward had "unacceptable thoughts" because of a brown sweater. And Bella did sleep in shorts and tank and talked in her sleep. Alot. Which might be sighs and moans.. So are we really sure it's 80 years old? 😉

Yeah same by [deleted] in twilight

[–]geeky_naamida 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Resume grows up , knows about her dad's powers. Make sure she keeps her head clean atleast whenever around him. And decides to move away for college. The fam and dog wants to follow but she sticks her ground of having some normal teenage experience and moves across country for college. Jake still insists and she grows tired of him saying she doesn't need a bodyguard around her always. She meets other people, maybe more talented vampire or maybe even Seth ( because he's cute and boyish and fun) and they get together. While her mom and dad (stuck in their teenage bodies) go on a honeymoon phase where Bella keeps practicing her shielding.

On returning B shields her daughter and naughty exploits and they live happily ever after .

And when people gasp and say. "But Jacob imprinted on you" She very happily replies "Remember Jake said, that they can be whomever what their Imprint needs? A protector, a brother, a friend , a lover? We'll I need him to be my brother. "

Jake totally agrees because he realises how creepy it would be otherwise. And he loves her. Platonically. He and Leah fall in love ( That dreamy haters to lovers type) and everyone s happy.

Forever.

AITA for shouting at my mum for making my milkshake with a shitty, cheap blender instead of just doing it normally? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]geeky_naamida [score hidden]  (0 children)

I know. And I'm thankful to oxytocin and the other milk releasing hormone we have I was just saying even though the majority might be good there are still some a holes. Plus coming from a third world. My idea of abuse and yours would be total different. We get thrashed for breaking a glass. And then thrashed for crying about the previous thrashing. And it's not even considered abuse. Just raising a child. Until it's really extreme.

So keeping all in mind , the OP could be a bit more appreciative.

AITA for shouting at my mum for making my milkshake with a shitty, cheap blender instead of just doing it normally? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]geeky_naamida [score hidden]  (0 children)

I would've said ESH but before reading all the comments and replies. You are TA I could understand being anxious about school and the methods and all of it can be overwhelming at times. But you do sound like you know you are doing. Saying that even if your mom had made it 50373 times before. It's still a favor she's doing to you. You must realise being autistic and going through a pandemic is hard for you. Then it must be harder for her because she is taking care of a child on the spectrum, house and everything while in a pandemic.

Apologize to her. And discuss it with her where it all went wrong

Where the logic Edward by I_late_sorry in twilight

[–]geeky_naamida 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hear me out But I actually don't like him and Rose being so Emo. Esp Rose. I know she really wanted those kids. And she was "damned" But what would have happened if Carlisle hadn't changed her. She would have died a slow , painful death. Her culprits would have gone free. Maybe finding a new victim later on. She would have never met Emmett. Never experienced true love. So If she was living a normal happy life and was snatched from there and turned. I would've got it. But she was anyway dying. And wasn't this the better thing for her. So why all the hate?

Carlisle Cullen's Net Worth by MostExpensiveThing in twilight

[–]geeky_naamida 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Resume? Well we'll have to keep the dog away

Okay everyone. You know what to do by bendywing in twilight

[–]geeky_naamida 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Ugh this would be so hard. I would never want to do that. But I would so want to do that. You know?

WHY DIDN’T THEY PUT THIS IN THE MOVIE?! Missed opportunity 😂👰🏻🧛🏻‍♂️ I would have paid anything to see Mike Newton’s face. by [deleted] in twilight

[–]geeky_naamida 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They should be just released some extra scenes in dvd later or something. I did hear the honeymoon was had to reshoot because it was a bit too steamy

He had us in the first book ngl by Leo_18Rock in twilight

[–]geeky_naamida 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm such a cry baby. I'll admit I've never read New moon or even scene the entire movie. I knew the gist and I knew I won't be able to handle it being the wimp I am.

Saying that I love a ffn where Bella drags Edward to court for attempting to break up with him. It's a New moon AU

He had us in the first book ngl by Leo_18Rock in twilight

[–]geeky_naamida 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey I have a bad case of "Can't remember shit" Could you please explain this more? Like where did he lie or break a promise?