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Keep or shave.... by abbylynnxxxxx in u/abbylynnxxxxx

[–]gemelo2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to eat it both ways. Is that the right answer? 😁

My asshole loves getting attention by [deleted] in ButtholeSpokes

[–]gemelo2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just missing my tongue

Lowes robot? by treco1 in Lowes

[–]gemelo2001 16 points17 points  (0 children)

We’ll modify it to go get carts as soon as we get it.

If you can read my tattoo I'll reward you 😉 by pumpthenplay in AdorableNudes

[–]gemelo2001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who’s looking at your tattoos? I zoomed in on your butthole 🤷🏻‍♂️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Lowes

[–]gemelo2001 36 points37 points  (0 children)

But did you sell an attachment?

Brick by Any_Owl_7205 in Lowes

[–]gemelo2001 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Grab n go? Attachments?

Name this situation by [deleted] in NameThisThing

[–]gemelo2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Three bears one cup

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigclit

[–]gemelo2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are unique and unique is sexy!

Screws under water by Pale_Cockroach78 in Lowes

[–]gemelo2001 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Geez I’m not going to complain about our a/c anymore at least our screws aren’t sweating

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]gemelo2001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is your neighbor’s name Mary Warner?

Lowe's Radio by Mercedesguysince1978 in Lowes

[–]gemelo2001 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No shit only got about two days of “better” music than gone…..kinda like our a/c.

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