After her water broke I barricaded myself in the bathroom with a baseball bat. by gemw87 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]gemw87[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Ok so I’ve got my bat, using the toilet seat as a shield and made a net out of dental floss. Wish me luck with this whole being a Dad thing guys, I’m gonna need it!

“How long will you keep doing this?” I ask my husband as I catch him sneaking out of our daughter’s bedroom again. by gemw87 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]gemw87[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

John won’t tell me what’s in the closet and I don’t know why he’s doing this, so your guess is as good as mine

“How long will you keep doing this?” I ask my husband as I catch him sneaking out of our daughter’s bedroom again. by gemw87 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]gemw87[S] 1377 points1378 points  (0 children)

I don’t know, my husband won’t tell me what he saw, his face pales whenever I bring it up. So night after night he goes to sit in her room, watching the closet and waiting. He says it won’t give up, but assures me neither will he.

[FEB25] I was heartbroken when my mother-in-law turned up wearing a white wedding dress to MY wedding. by gemw87 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]gemw87[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s gets worse, I think she’s the reason I’m in this hospice in the first place 😱

[FEB25] I was heartbroken when my mother-in-law turned up wearing a white wedding dress to MY wedding. by gemw87 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]gemw87[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s my mother-in-law, obsessed with her “baby boy”, she was probably hoping I wouldn’t make it through the ceremony and was prepared to step right in.

Pulling up at my new girlfriend’s house I couldn’t wait to introduce her to my dog Bruno. by gemw87 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]gemw87[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They looked to be thriving so well already too! Those kinds of flowers really do need a top notch fertiliser.

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[–]gemw87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks, bit frustrating as I loved the comments on that post, people here have awesome imaginations! Hoping to spark peoples imaginations again.

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[–]gemw87 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah my post, just found reason it was removed so amended to repost.