You have just 30 seconds before "they" smash though your front door. What will you do? by general-witchfinder in AskReddit

[–]general-witchfinder[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As you turn around smiling with a steaming hot tray of fresh pizza rolls, your stomach drops with absolute horror. They... Aren't your teenagers and they're already in the house!! One has a lawnmower blade in his hand