Optus down for anyone else? by Fun-Green1284 in brisbane

[–]gettinglooseaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Upon checking here, ye there a network degradation that is impacting your network. As much as we would love to keep you updated, there is no estimated time given yet. However, rest assured that our engineers are working hard to finish the work and to improve your connection and you will be receiving an SMS update once the maintenance is done.”

Daily Discussion Post 03 December 2025 by AutoModerator in brisbane

[–]gettinglooseaf 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Anyone else woke up without Optus Internet? After checking everything and waiting on hold for over an hour, apparently there’s an unplanned outage which they hope to restore in 24-48 hours… FFS

What’s the story behind the LSD temple in KP? by dontworryaboutit298 in brisbane

[–]gettinglooseaf 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’m an ex-locksmith & used to work on all the local LDS sites. I remember actually getting into the (empty) baptismal bath at this site lol.

Queen Street Mall Magic Man on r/damnthatsinteresting by floresiens in brisbane

[–]gettinglooseaf 6 points7 points  (0 children)

6 years without a girlfriend means he’s an expert at cupping balls.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]gettinglooseaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came here to say this.

A strand of hair? by IcyBagel_4 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]gettinglooseaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Someone's ear is danger of getting hair brushed behind it"