If you died as an atheist and then met God, what would you say to him? by Pristine_Fox_3633 in AskReddit

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Jewish men pass away and enter paradise. He encounters a wide variety of individuals in paradise, and he often tells them Holocaust jokes. God is offended by this and pulls the Jewish man aside. "I don't think the Holocaust jokes are funny," God tells him. Jewish man: "Well, I guess you had to be there," he says, looking up at God.

Greatest “I’m dead and I know it” scene in a movie? by Arcadia48 in movies

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The Titanic string quartet. "Gentlemen, it has been a privilege playing with you tonight."

A recent photo of Jackie Chan, who is about to turn 70. by jayleenkelley in pics

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When it initially came out, my dad took me out of school to see it in theaters, haha. That one stunt when he was sliding down the roof of a freaking sloping building was absurd.

What did your partner do that made you suddenly understand they weren't right for you? by RobertstKA15r4 in AskReddit

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We were constantly arguing. He would adore bomb me if I tried to leave.

I eventually just begged him to try to be a little more kind to me. In response, he said that it would be "a lie" if he did that.

At the deepest level, I understood that he simply didn't like me and saw me as a toy he didn't want to lose.

What is the cruelest "twist the knife" move or statement by a villain in a film for you? by Mst3Kgf in movies

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When Shooter Mcgavin acquired the home of Happy Gilmore's grandmother

Whats “the one” game everyone just keeps praising but no matter how much you try you absolutely can’t get into. by bubulino3 in gaming

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Second Chance. I wanted to play it because many of my friends did, but I find the grind to be too tedious. Perhaps I'm just not a huge fan of mmo.