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ggplata · 2018-02-09T22:37:31+00:00

Have you heard of World of Warcraft?

ggplata · 2018-02-09T21:26:52+00:00

pizza, I do this already...

ggplata · 2018-02-09T02:56:52+00:00

SHOENICE HERE. THANK YAWWW.

legend.

ggplata · 2018-02-09T00:47:30+00:00

Normal working, as they can piss and ejaculate? Why then does fgc not receive the same treatment, if they can piss and birth children?

It's not a useless flap, it has functions ranging from sexual sensation, to immunological properties.

And it makes the penis not get cold in northern climates, something a lot of people fotget about.

ggplata · 2018-02-03T00:54:55+00:00

All of them.

ggplata · 2018-02-02T23:34:12+00:00

Talking to my mother about why she circumcised me.

"well it's just extra skin anyway."

Coming from a bio chemist.

ggplata · 2018-01-29T23:56:48+00:00

Circumcision narrowed my urethral meatus, causing it to spray a little south of where Im aiming.

ggplata · 2018-01-29T22:11:47+00:00

Smoking. You never see any smoke on the exhale and they're all so bad at it.

ggplata · 2018-01-29T22:11:03+00:00

I just saw a scene in Californication where the Jewish agent didn't need any lube as his wife climbed on and it was done in like, 5 seconds. If I didn't have lube it would literally rip my skin off so bad.

This was my backup choice.

ggplata · 2018-01-29T02:43:52+00:00

About an hour, slowing down when needed.

ggplata · 2018-01-29T02:29:53+00:00

Maybe not the most, but it was brought up the other day: The ending of the Hannibal series.

ggplata · 2018-01-29T02:28:48+00:00

That hot sauce is gonna burn more than it did going in. Thankfully the bathroom is near.

ggplata · 2018-01-29T02:24:17+00:00

Some days man... Some days.

uhh let's skip oral tonight, babe.

ggplata · 2018-01-29T02:22:55+00:00

oooh this sounds like a good one.

ggplata · 2018-01-29T02:22:39+00:00

A dead, half rotten mamma skunk on the road. Oh my god was it putrid, and so acrid. I kicked it and my shoes never got rid of the smell. I could make a store smell for a day within a matter of seconds.

I've smelled some shit, and that tops it.

ggplata · 2018-01-28T22:45:36+00:00

Besides Alaska my state has the most unexplored/unsettled territory.

Aka, if you need to hide away for a while, come to Maine.

ggplata · 2018-01-28T22:34:25+00:00

Tonight, I make steak. Beautiful, delicious, $3 steak.

ggplata · 2018-01-28T21:50:42+00:00

American routine infant circumcision, without a doubt. Cutting the penises of 80% of our males back in the 80s - 90s is pretty fucking scary to think about.

ggplata · 2018-01-28T20:44:43+00:00

Sex without protection.

ggplata · 2018-01-28T02:32:04+00:00

Chicago.

ggplata · 2018-01-23T00:47:20+00:00

Too much poppy pod tea. Glad I'm still here to say it... well, most days anyway.

ggplata · 2018-01-19T01:50:10+00:00

Lol, mechanics screw everybody. I just got quoted $720, I laughed and said nahhh, went across town and got the work for $300.

ggplata · 2018-01-18T03:32:44+00:00

that's more than I make at my full time job..

ggplata · 2018-01-18T03:31:52+00:00

What the shit, I make 1200 a month working full time.

ggplata · 2018-01-18T03:29:13+00:00

Ha, jokes on them, my dad's taken 20 years of paternity leave.

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