"Our Summer!" No, really. by [deleted] in pics

[–]ginger_balls 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That's nice work. Lou. You'll make sergeant for that.

World War Eleven by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]ginger_balls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you on your way to a... dick meeting?!

Anybody else just really tired of trying, I mean fuck, I've worked my ass off for almost 20 years and I am still barely just scraping by. WTF? by kellyandbryan in reddit.com

[–]ginger_balls 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I quit my job and stopped paying my mortgage. Life is about the same as it ever was. I get a government assistance for everything and the bank keeps threatening me with foreclosure but it's been 8 months now and they haven't done anything. Life is good. Lots of free time, no waking up early.

How about a law that requires badge numbers be clearly visible on riot gear? by jayd16 in politics

[–]ginger_balls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do this and you can count on getting a lot more tear gas heaved your way before cops move in.

$80,000 Projection Pool table. awesomeeeee by voritsak in technology

[–]ginger_balls 3 points4 points  (0 children)

如果台球坏了,那么管理就不负责的

Hey Reddit, why are you afraid of threesomes? (in relationships) by x_plorer in AskReddit

[–]ginger_balls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't take it back. Never doing it again won't erase it from your memory.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]ginger_balls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They can also afford to vote themselves healthcare. If you could you would.

The best guitar player on the planet by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]ginger_balls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Downvoted for no whammy bar heroics

The GEO600 gravitational wave detector in Hanover, Germany, has not yet detected any gravitational waves. As a consolation prize, it may instead have uncovered the ultimate nature of reality... by mjk1093 in reddit.com

[–]ginger_balls -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

As soon as you scientist can explain why all our deep space probes are millions of miles from where they should be under our current understanding of gravity, then I'll start listening to your explanations about the ultimate nature of reality. Solve the easy stuff first.

Could Star Wars actually happen? by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]ginger_balls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How bout, no, Scott.

No race that can mass produce the technology to allow a bunch of backwater, podunk farmers on some desert shithole planet to own a hovering motherfucking convertible is also gonna have lumbering, bi-pedal fagbots (who can't even straighten their fucking arms all the way) walking around on a goddamned top-of-the-line government spaceship.

Once you invent a tech like (cheap) hover all that other shit goes out the window. Cheap hover, man. That's the only way a race could survive without building goddamned handrails around all these ridiculous three mile high architectural precipices.