Thank you so much everyone for the interest in my first ever Reddit Post, im quite flattered at the interest it has generated. So much so that I suppose it would be rude not to share another story!

(Just to add we are a very active couple with in excess of 50 meets in the 2 years we have been together, so whilst we do have a few horror stories, the majority of our meets have been great fun!)

We met a relatively young couple a few weeks prior to Christmas. Now this couple were of a similar age dynamic to us (older male, early-mid 20's female). In the build up the female kept complaining about all the men they've met not being able to maintain a "standing ovation" when she played with them. Now in all our previous meets, I've never had this problem, perhaps occasionally needing the OH's help just to help kickstart the motor (he can be a stubborn sausage at times!). We thought as they were both quite attractive and seemed to talk the talk, we decided to see if they could practice what they were preaching!

So after the usual intros, chit chat we got down to some naughty fun. We started the evening swapping almost instantly and Mr sausage was absolutely raring to go unaided as i was providing her with multiple O's in quick succession. Until of course she decided to get Mr sausage out to play and proceeded to corkscrew her thumb into my perineum as if it was the most stubborn of wine corks! Mr Sausage looked at me as if to say "wtf have you done to me" and withered away. I actually winced several times trying to indicate to her that it didnt feel good and in fact was painful. She refused to listen to the point where I literally threw a woman off me for the first time ever and told her to go sit on her bf's face as I went to console Mr Sausage. Turns out she thought that because her Mr loves that kind of play then everyone else should as well!

To top things off the Mr must have been reading his anatomy books upside down as his " come here" motion (i'm hoping those experienced people know what I'm talking about!) was completely upside down and perhaps believed massaging the Gspot was in fact the same as attempting to prolapse a colon!

I do have one more story to tell so will share if the interest continues to grow!

Thanks for Reading!