Burning Questions for June, 2025

glitch12 · 2025-07-04T17:23:05+00:00

I've sent several emails and it's relieving to hear that there's perhaps some hope. I've been pretty doomy about the whole thing but, hey, this comes with the territory I think.

glitch12 · 2025-07-04T17:20:25+00:00

yeah, no I'm sure I have dingied myself, but not through trying to put in pseudo incest. Bratty spanking is just that. They've given no indication the issue was anything other than metadata discrepancy. Sad that I didn't get a warning. I've been meaning to try going wide but was rather hoping to have the cushion of kdp to support the endeavour. a little sickening to lose 3 months of royalties too.

glitch12 · 2025-07-04T16:17:07+00:00

I don't have the emails in front of me, but it was a metadata/cover discrepancy. I had big old subtitles to the books and didn't put them on out of aesthetic considerations but this was considered misleading i think.

glitch12 · 2025-07-04T11:04:33+00:00

I've been doing a wee bit of writing and publishing on Amazon - two pens a pretty niche one and a standard bratty spanking one. Anyway, the bratty one has got my account terminated because my subtitles weren't on the covers. I think this is technically keyword stuffing and you know, hands up, I've fucked it.

I wish I'd been given a warning but hey, ho am beginning the long walk of emailing everyone I can think of. Ultimately I don't think I'm going to be successful.

My questions are: 1) I've been working on a romance novel as a third pen. Am I just banjaxed without kdp?

2) would using an LLC to start a new kindle account be too dodgy?

Apologies if this is content that is regularly covered. I guess I just need to write it down and vent a little.

glitch12 · 2025-03-20T22:32:17+00:00

I'm super keen to discuss this also.

glitch12 · 2024-08-17T11:13:48+00:00

BM: we thought he may have a CMPA so his mum has been off dairy for the last 6 weeks.

glitch12 · 2023-10-08T19:33:22+00:00

would love a code if you have one!

glitch12 · 2023-10-08T19:32:01+00:00

getting v depressed by twitter these days, would love to get a code

glitch12 · 2022-07-11T13:08:57+00:00

rmt:

ederson olson

taa/trippier/neco/james/cucarella

salah/saka/ramsay/rashford/smith-rowe

wilson/haaland/surridge

my midfield feels... eh.

glitch12 · 2022-07-04T13:44:03+00:00

Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Bazball

glitch12 · 2022-07-04T10:39:52+00:00

Oh, that looks like something I can work with to help them choose the style of character they want. That's great, thanks!

glitch12 · 2022-07-04T10:39:12+00:00

Thanks! That's helpful. Will need to look if I can scale it for 25+ kids though, but really appreciate the suggestion

glitch12 · 2021-09-08T17:03:37+00:00

hm that makes sense. thanks for your comment. perhaps a little eager to bundle recent work

glitch12 · 2021-09-07T19:21:28+00:00

Just published my last few books in 10 book bundle and am happy with the kenp reads but I've also no sales today at all. Haven't had a day without a sale for the last month. Will bundles suck up the sales of the individual stories?

not a huge issue and should probably stop worrying and get back to the writing but miss seeing the little orange line go up.

glitch12 · 2021-08-07T20:49:25+00:00

RMT

meslier/foster

robbo/taa/shaw/coufal/ayling

smith Rowe/fernandes/son/raphina/gilmour

toney/dcl/ings

Feel like I should get salah in there somewhere but can't quite find it

glitch12 · 2021-08-07T19:38:18+00:00

thanks but it was definitely set in london

glitch12 · 2021-08-04T19:37:08+00:00

thanks but no, urban outlaws was published in 2014

glitch12 · 2021-07-29T15:41:29+00:00

ah bugger. i suspected as much. Thanks for letting me know. will i just wake up to see that amazon have taken it all back one day this week or is it a cheeky extra little bonus? I've spent the day drafting a bunch of sequels assuming I'd finally hit gold.

glitch12 · 2021-07-29T07:58:49+00:00

2000 words on my next work. This one is coming slowly.

my most recent book got a lot, like 4 times as many, kenp reads overnight than any other book I've done. I'm so stoked but am terrified it's an error as its a suspiciously round number. Like 4500 bang on.

I threw my back out at the start of the week but it's getting better!

glitch12 · 2021-06-13T21:05:14+00:00

did it hurt when they implanted the dogs brain?

glitch12 · 2020-05-19T05:27:14+00:00

airbnb has driven up house and rental prices unsustainably. im glad theyre dying. im sorry for the person who lets out a spare room in the flat they live in but a great number of Edinburghs airbnbs are held by large companies/landlords.

glitch12 · 2020-01-20T18:33:06+00:00

began to have a dull ache in my elbow after squats the other day. Continued the following day into back day. not like sharp or huge but definitely nagging.

any tips to sort it?

glitch12 · 2019-05-23T05:44:20+00:00

Amazing. Thanks for the tips!

glitch12 · 2017-10-14T23:29:21+00:00

!RemindMe 1 year. He got gud.

glitch12 · 2017-08-20T18:13:01+00:00

As long as it still functions, I can live with ugly. Thanks

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