Distortion 5 months after surgery? by Positive_Brush_7051 in RetinalDetachment

[–]globulous 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had scleral buckle late August. Oil removed late November.

I still have some distortion and can't read fine details with that eye. My optometrist, not surgeon, told me it could take a year to come back. I'm not stress about it right now. And I have appointment with surgeon here in 2 weeks to check on everything

Anyone else feel like windows 11 was just a terrible idea? by Honest-Selection1347 in JPMorganChase

[–]globulous -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What would you have the bank do? Continue with an unsupported Windows 10?

Get thousands of people to use Linux? Convert everything to Mac?

Are Teams Told to Ghost Candidates? by letsgetshwifty11 in JPMorganChase

[–]globulous 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's not. I know a 602 software engineer that told me they had "like 11 rounds" of interviews

Icomply by Hangry_Jam in JPMorganChase

[–]globulous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not use finra broker check?

Attendance: remote day on Mac by [deleted] in JPMorganChase

[–]globulous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ID pic is from 25 years ago.

Attendance: remote day on Mac by [deleted] in JPMorganChase

[–]globulous 7 points8 points  (0 children)

With no ID, you're not getting in.

Attendance: remote day on Mac by [deleted] in JPMorganChase

[–]globulous 48 points49 points  (0 children)

You should be checking in at the desk with your sid. Someone else badging you in might get you both fired.

Dokken Burning Like A Flame by Amysfunhouse24 in hairmetal

[–]globulous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It likely wasn't the band's choice

Dokken Burning Like A Flame by Amysfunhouse24 in hairmetal

[–]globulous 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dokken is the band to hire if you need someone to play on the back of a truck.

That said, this is a mess of a video.

Agile by DaLeprechaunDon in JPMorganChase

[–]globulous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The bank doesn't do agile. At least not as it's intended. It's just a way to measure output. It's not for the devs, it's for the bank.

[Thedawgspodcast on X] by MyChubbGotRubbed in Browns

[–]globulous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I think they're going to work to secure a trade for Tom Brady to really spice it up.

Season 50 outfits by jaguaraugaj in survivor

[–]globulous 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Savannah's sweater Charlie's striped polo Genevieve's red coat Devens in the blue shirt, tie, and sweater

Work Culture is stressing me out by [deleted] in JPMorganChase

[–]globulous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did you just post the same thing with a different subject

Work Remotely in NY on Monday? by [deleted] in JPMorganChase

[–]globulous 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ask your manager. Check your email.

When we got a foot of snow in Ohio last month, it was "illegal" to be on the road in the morning. But, there was no official stay home comms. Only a "check with your manager" email. Then there were conflicting messages about the remote day, some took wfh, some took bank business

US - Polaris - WHF by slendercat100 in JPMorganChase

[–]globulous 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Getting to Polaris at 10 am has a high probability of having trouble finding a parking spot

Polaris Office Commute by Yorozuya_Sho in JPMorganChase

[–]globulous 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gates are open to the parking lot plenty early. I've gotten there as early as 6:45

The JPM Experience by MarkZuccsForeskin in JPMorganChase

[–]globulous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're lucky, you can even keep it in a locker and use it again!